Today, my wife and I had another couple over. My wife was beside me while we all talked in the kitchen. I turned to put something in the fridge, and the other couple went into the next room. Turning back, I groped my wife's breasts playfully. She screamed and slapped me. It wasn't my wife. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
Today, I accidentally ran my thumb down the cheese grater while preparing lunch beside my wife. I instantly jerked my hand away from the grater just in time run my forearm across the knife she was using. I now have 20 stitches and 5 staples in my arm, no lunch, and a puking wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend on our couch. Meanwhile, my parents came to visit us without telling me. FML
Today, my wife, who has a drinking problem, looked me straight in the eye as she poured herself a "water" bottle to enjoy while at work. FML
Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to take my bra off. FML
Today, I found out that the same police officer who has arrested me twice has been sleeping with my wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML
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Squadoosh 0
How do you not realize it wasn't your wife? Unless you just spun quickly and grabbed the first boob you saw.
fmlfmlfml15 0
Lesson learned: Look before you grope
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Comments (110)
jc21_fml 1
haha sooo.. was it nice? haha
aboutherr 0
HAHAHAHA...very funny...
Paulspacefdot 0
There's never a bad time to share a touch with your lover. There's neer a good time to share a touch with someone elses lover! Look at the bright side: you could have accidentally groped HIM!
iFruit 0
There's a time for everything, OP.
carmen89 0
HOW the **** do you manage to grab another womans tit? Did you see that what she was wearing was NOT what your wife was wearing that ENTIRE night? You pervert, I hope her husband cups you.
Starchild21 3
if her husband cupped him then that would get kinda gay
carmen89 0
well it could turn into a free for all! He already started this soon to be orgy..why not!
Starchild21 3
lol wow id feel really scared if i was ur boyfriend and drunk, who knows what would happen :P "why does my ass hurt??" lol
Starchild21 3
thats retarded, there are so many indicators to show whether its someone u know when u have sex (smell, breathing, the way they touch, etc) i think the women were caught cheating and made an excuse
freudianego 0
So... she was wearing exactly the same thing as your wife? Pretty big mistake. HOW CAN SHE SLAP? I'd hit her back. Fair is fair.
shootingstar8D 0
Ydi for groping
athos1237 4
Look before groping dude! Nice try attempting the boobage grab with company nearby, but fail on the execution. Thanks for the laugh, I appreciate it. Not a FYL, but funny anyway.
kukopia 0
It was boobage grabbage; so not just an attempt, not an execution fail. Reading comprehension fail by # 87
irunintodoorways 0
YDI for not respecting your lady