Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
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Today, my daughter, who is going through a vegan phase, pulled the plug for our garage chest freezer, where we store our meat. That's $1200 of meat, rotten. My husband is so mad that he's been at the gym for six hours straight. FML
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
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Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML
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Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
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katamaridamacy 0
I would kill your housemate and serve him at your sister's wedding.
o3o 0
I'm a vegetarian too, but that's just wrong. :o I understand when people eat meat, it's not like I can change them. But what your roommate did was going too far. -_- Oh, and tell him to stop supporting PETA. T_T
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Comments (512)
KalvinAlexander 0
Make him pay 1000$, if he don't pay for it .. destroy 1000$ worth of his belongings.
epicwinmaster 0
OK, this has gone far enough. DOWN WITH PETA!!!! They ruin everything. They serve no purpose except to **** everything up and annoy the shit out of people.
phoyos 0
because plants are here for the use of humans so much more than animals..... don't try to use logic like that dumb ass, it only backfires...
Thomas_MacDuff 0
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Callyn 47
Well then, you're a moron. Eating meat fits no definition of murder and the roommate should replace all of the items he threw away without permission.
mike1921 0
It's not your job to push that on other people. If you think meat is murder, then fine, don't eat it or buy it. But we have every right to eat it.
avoidthegirl 6
What a ******* douchebag! I'd tell him to pony the money up or tell your sister what happened and face HER wrath when she ******* murders his animal-loving ass. It's one thing to be a vegetarian; it's a whole different ballgame when you're ******* with someone else's stuff. Why the hell are you roomies with such a nutjob?
DameGreyWulf 1
******* hell, I HATE self-important vegetarians/vegans like that! Stupid asstwats can just go suck swine ****. They make my NICE veggie/vegan friends look like shit. Also, DOWN WITH PETA, SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SPCAs.
Morokea 0
The irony is that now your sister will have to buy $1000 MORE worth of filet mignon, thus further supporting the industry. Lawl. But I say just tell your sister and let her savage bridal instincts deal with the situation accordingly.
TheTruth1428 0
They're trolls, idiots, or vegetarian activists. Probably a combo of all of them, but mostly just stupid people.
some1hones 0
I guess he was right. coz I assume you murdered him
skullshogun 0
destroy anything veggie and say "i may murder animals, but at least I don't starve them." oh, and make sure to get the tofu and bread too. (keep everything you need locked in your room, in a mini fridge, haha). also, steal money equivalent to $4,000 in total.. or sue his ass for it...
debo123 0
#1 and #27 all the way
Teecuppit3a 0
Seriously. If it isn't eaten, then it's even worse. You just Wasted that animal's life. It died to nourish someone, and now it's just rotting.
blastvortex 4
Ugh. Sue or drag it out of him. I'm sure he's gonna love it when he's forced to compensate by funding a $1000 purchase of meat himself. It serves the self-righteous zealot right. Well, if your sister doesn't kill him first anyway...
jessxoxo28 5
i agree with #1 hehe
Aeval_Fae 0
DUDE i totally agree with #71! It's vegetarians like this that make the rest of us look like twats. I feel queasy watching my bf eat a burger but im not going to say anything about it.. let alone throw it out. Psycho-veggies need to be trampled by a stampede of cows then set alight.
franfran_fml 0
You're stupid. Do you have any idea how big the population of the earth is? There wouldn't be enough plants if we would not eat animals anymore. Get a clue man. Or if you're as smart as you claim to be, then why don't you calculate how many plants would get eaten each day by the whole population and then see how long it takes for the people to eat the plants into extinction. Don't forget since we would all eat the plants, then more animals would eat the plants since we are not eating them; thus making us live longer, making our population even greater.