Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter, who is going through a vegan phase, pulled the plug for our garage chest freezer, where we store our meat. That's $1200 of meat, rotten. My husband is so mad that he's been at the gym for six hours straight. FML
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, I found out my ex-husband left the fridge full of rotting meat in the house that I'm selling. I turned off the power to the house in March. Now the whole house stinks, and I had to have the fridge professionally removed and the kitchen cleaned because buyers are coming to look at it tomorrow. FML
Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
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katamaridamacy 0
I would kill your housemate and serve him at your sister's wedding.
o3o 0
I'm a vegetarian too, but that's just wrong. :o I understand when people eat meat, it's not like I can change them. But what your roommate did was going too far. -_- Oh, and tell him to stop supporting PETA. T_T
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TheSuitGuy 0
If I were you, I'd simply grab his food away from him for the next year. Whenever he protests, just point out that a hamburger is made from 1 cow, and a piece of bread is made from hundreds of grains; you're looking out for those innocent grains.
CharlotteRx 4
Crazy vegetarians like your housemate make so many people to hate vegetarians. As if by throwing the meat away is going to resuscitate the animals where it came from. FYL!
g00nie 0
woow that is so rude. Not to mention completely disrespectful. I agree with #27
thatoneguyinca 0
******* pieces of shit vegetarians piss me off. they are the ******* worst for every animal you don't eat, I am going to eat three....meat is murder, tasty, tasty murder....
grv_fml 4
eat people, not animals :)
CharlotteRx 4
Crazy vegetarians make so many people to hate vegetarians. As if the dead animals were going to resuscitate just by throwing away the meat. FYL!
Papa_H 0
Have you ever scored above a 60 on an IQ test?
Christina21 2
Someone owes u some money.
DeadMansCrack 4
I'll reply to your comment as soon as it makes sense.
romaunts 0
Haha. You're obviously pretty poser yourself, or you would know that it was originally a stage show- the Rocky Horror Show. Don't talk about shit you don't know, kiddo, or insult people because they actually /do/ know. BTW, even if they left out one word in the title... it doesn't make them a poser. It might just be a typo or slip. Stop trying to be badass. Fail.
DeadMansCrack 4
Uhh..are you talking to me? I never called anyone a poser, I told some person that their reply to me didn't make much sense to me..
Dewoe 18
#232 I get the impression that you find yourself better than #38 Don't try to be a smart-ass! and calling someone who's 2years older than you "kiddo" doesn't make you look smarter too btw... just saying
The_Derpinator 0
Can you please explain why we have the same kinds of teeth as, oh, I don't know, dogs, cats, lions AND ALL MEAT EATING ANIMALS IN GENERAL?
premiermois 5
I don't know if you noticed, but this isn't the place for it. We're not interested in the details of your beliefs here.
Shuffle314159 3
Not interested? WTH are you talking about? -.-
Dewoe 18
#44 speak for yourself...
murderofcrows 0
To whoever said they support PETA Petakillsanimals.org Peta is facing felony charges and their base plant is facing cries to be renamed as a slaughter house. I love how everyone now-a-days is all pro PETA and meat is murder, yet the very organization they support kills 95% of the animals they get. You wanna see something to rival the little piggies getting their throats slit on their way to my belly? How about puppies, dogs, cats and kittens killed, tossed into garbage bags and dumped at grocery store dumpsters? What's PETA doing with its 35 million dollars annually? Ohhhh just building a crematorium, since their walk in freezer can't hold any more corpses. Pigs and cows and chickens were BRED FOR FOOD, the dogs old people surrender because they're too sick to keep them WERE NOT BRED TO BE MURDERED For God's sake. KNOW what you're supporting before you go around changing your life for things you aren't even aware of. Check the site, raise the awareness AND STOP FUNDING THEM!
TheTruth1428 0
There are too many stupid people in this world and there is no way they'll actually check the facts. They'd rather just sit back, bitch and moan, and get nothing done while trying to jam their shitty "morals" down other people's throats.
DameGreyWulf 1
Not only that, don't they stage most of those "abuse" videos they have? There was this one... this "fur is murder" thing supposedly showing people harvesting this animal's fur (I haven't seen it in a long time, so I forget the animal). It was in an Asian language, either Chinese or Korean. Someone took the time to translate what the people were saying. Basically... "What are they doing?" "Why are they doing that?" "Why are they filming this?" "What's going on?" "Don't they know they can't do that?" "They're foreigners..." things along those lines.