Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with, "Now get back to making sandwiches," your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working at Subway I joked with a customer asking him if he was going to order in Spanish. The women in front of him began yelling about how I was being racist and told my manager that I needed to be fired. The customer I was joking with was my Spanish teacher. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for not finishing my work on time. Yesterday, she cut an hour from my schedule every day until further notice. FML
Today, I found out that if I say "make a sandwich", it doesn't matter what context it's in, or whether it's a command or just me describing my day; I'll be yelled at anyway by my hipster roommate for being a "sexist cunt", then end up apologizing just to get her to shut up. FML
Today, after working at the same place for 3 years, I found out that they are not only cutting my hours but now I have to take orders from some girl I trained because she was promoted over me. FML
Today, I was called into the office and suspended due to allegations made by a coworker of poor work performance. Yesterday, I received a certificate praising my work performance. I might be dismissed at any moment. FML
Today, I had to go to work on my day off to suspend someone. Afterwards, I got a call saying I can't suspend the person in question because the supervisor who told me to suspend them was wrong. FML
Today, I found out that absentmindedly correcting my boss's use of the word "whom" could result in my immediate termination. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because I wouldn’t sell her a boneless chicken bucket with extra fries, beans, coleslaw and Pepsi. I work at Subway. FML
Today, I found out the position I thought I had earned by working hard was only to separate me from my coworkers because I "talked too much". Instead of addressing the issue like adults, I've essentially been put in time-out. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML
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Top comments
My_Nightmare 19
I'm sorry but, this is great
mismonroe 0
How sexist of them to assume that because you are male you are sexist.
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Comments (147)
yohooooooo 5
shouldn't she be making a sandwich even if she doesn't work at subway?
Temi25 6
sexist
FastLikeATree 0
pro
Jimster1712 0
win
K3nnyLaGrange 0
I literally LOL'd at your comment. hahaha!!
hahachun 4
I approve of this comment.
sxe_beast 11
@1 - No. That's not part of the job.
ienjoithinqs 0
why do you need a boss and supervisor from subway in the kitchen?????
ahhhFYL 0
now you can go back there as a customer and tell her to make you a sandwich without getting in trouble. :)
cmfh88 0
Hell yes! More than a win that was a Flawless Victory!
denbeste 3
rate #3 up! Praise aids!
Daftostea 0
If a guy ever rudely asked me to 'make him a sammich' then told me to get back in the kitchen or something, I'd make it, put tons of hot sauce in it, then shove it in his face, and continue to pwn him at video games :P
smileeee_fml 0
you made me laugh aswell loll
baseball6917 8
a tree falls on a woman. what happens? who cares! what is a tree doing in the kitchen?!?
OhSoBueno 0
#58 What if he was black or Mexican? What then?
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
58- and you probably wonder why your a miss
whybother8 0
what does being black or mexican have to so with it? thats racist and im offended.
PurpleRae420 0
Wow your boss is GAY
BB_ava 0
47, win :3
scottymbev 0
girls that act hard like tha put me off
MrSassypants 34
If the supervisor can't do that can the customer?
sxe_beast 11
I totally misread #1's comments. I apologize for my retarded response.
joshuaUNWRITTEN 0
Best answer ever Lmaoooo
ABRxyeah 0
#1 I can't see you
baseball6917 8
wanna hear another joke? women's athletics.
angelchic3 0
are you boys that are agreeing w the sexist shit really that stupid that u dnt know how to make a sandwich by yourself?
Jacobt24 19
It's called a joke. I doubt most of us would really say that to be mean.
aerosmith3312 2
It's not that we can't make the sandwich, it's that we shouldn't HAVE to make the sandwich
liono152 0
no. just women are naturally good at make sandwichs ...we don't want to take that away from them cuz men are naturally good at just bout everything else hahaha
My_Nightmare 19
I'm sorry but, this is great
ImaWiseGuy 5
she's not house wife material if you have to tell her to get back to making sandwiches, especially after a reprimand....
yougotapes 7
lol aww sorry Hun but a funny FML
allanaskye 0
does anyone else ******* hate it when people say Hun?
Thunderbender 2
How did you fit a subway inside her kitchen?
carlabelle 0
This made me giggle :)
adare 0
Ahahahaha that's a rude way to end a conversation though.
Mirorbo 27
I'm normally against the joke, but this time it really was actually funny. Sorry you got suspended though, darling...
fusebox 0
hahaha pretty hilarious Fml.
luvppl 6
Subway, eat fresh!
natural_blues 0
subway, eat fresh....ly made sammiches by women in the kitchen, now get back to work! :D
racermjc 0
best one. xd
Nikkitaria 9
Is your boss a woman? You should also tell her to go make sandwiches
deefan101 11
haha
bloodycherries_fml 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
even if ur the supervisor u should never say that to ur employees it's called respect...
LukeSkywalker28 0
It's also the employees job
iSitt 0
it's called DOING YOUR JOB. what was she, part of the salads department?
muangelofmusic 4
it's not a matter of respect when your job is literally to make sandwiches. it's just as if a school principle told a teacher 'now go teach' or if a kitchen worker at mcdonalds was told to 'go flip burgers' - I tell my coworkers at subway to go make sandwiches all the time