Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my girlfriend, and I told her that I loved her. She asked me how much windshield wiper blades cost. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
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Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
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skyeyez9 25
Wiper blades range anywhere from $15-38 dollars.
Twunt 14
Or she loves you so much that you're at that part in your relationship where you talk about errands during sex.
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Comments (57)
1800getalife 0
fyl
TiffanyBlews27 0
WTF?!?? she's a random chick! dude, I'm random, and I'd still never ask that. how does sex = cost of windshield wipers?
sgomfg 1
because =.
JacksonCampbell 9
Well, how much do they cost?
mattlw 25
About two orgasms, and some hurt feelings.
me5 0
That's your answer!
hmckay2010 0
hahaha that's ******* hilarious! I'll have to use that one day. think about it this way. would u want her to say she loves u too when she didn't mean it only to have her throw it in your face later down the line? I think not. just give it time maybe she'll eventually return the feelings if not, say bye
tehantone 0
she doesn't love you sorry
Twunt 14
Or she loves you so much that you're at that part in your relationship where you talk about errands during sex.
skyeyez9 25
Wiper blades range anywhere from $15-38 dollars.
randomwtf 0
Maybe she wanted to use the windshield blade as a ***** :D
skyttlz 32
xD
Honda288 2
That sounds painful as hell.
rawmandem 0
ahah wiper blades must mean alot to her then
fagboy2345 0
oooooh scandalous. that's why it sucks being straight. poor OP
xlostwithoutu 0
YDI for having premarital sex and having a dumb GF
talonbronson 0
there are still people that have a problem with premarital sex? wow.....
vgmaster 0
10th
YourScrewed 0
You fail...so hard...