Today, I was hanging out with friends of the opposite sex, which is the norm for me as I don’t get along with most women. Every time I spoke, I got ignored or spoken over, and they kept asking me what was wrong. Ugh, men. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML
Today, I went to a music festival with my boyfriend and ran into his female bestie. She refused to say “Hello”, looked at me up and down, and made passive-aggressive remarks under her breath. After a while of us three hanging out, she stormed off and told him, "We’ll talk about this later, call me." FML
Today, I went a double date with my coworker, his girlfriend, and her friend. After some drinks, her best friend stopped including me in conversations. We got back to my place and she was trying to fuck both of them, and ignored me all night. This is the third girl this happened with. FML
Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML
Today, I was hanging out with friends when my ex called me, but I ignored the call because I don’t want drama. About five minutes later she shows up and starts yelling at me on how I’m so worthless and useless. She left almost immediately after this, but when I went home she was talking to my fiancée. Like, WTF? FML
Today, I was at brunch when I heard a table of women laughing loudly and swearing. I went over and politely told them that their language was unattractive and unladylike. They laughed like hyenas and cussed me out until I walked back to my table. At this rate, I’ll never find a decent wife. FML
Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I gave up trying to make any friends at my job as a firefighter. I'm the lone female, and am the subject of gossip with the older men. Anyone I try to befriend ends up hitting on me, while others won't even talk to me because their wives are jealous. FML
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Plop 17
You may want to consider the possibility that if you don't get along with most women, and men don't care to listen to what you have to say, then maybe, just maybe, and listen to me on this..... You might be the problem, not them. Or, if you want something more lighthearted: they wouldn't be able to interrupt you if you kept their mouth full. Granted, it only really works on one at a time, but still, better than none whatsoever.
lateralligator 12
Women who "don't get along with other women" don't try to get along with other women. You sound like a female neckbeard
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Plop 17
You may want to consider the possibility that if you don't get along with most women, and men don't care to listen to what you have to say, then maybe, just maybe, and listen to me on this..... You might be the problem, not them. Or, if you want something more lighthearted: they wouldn't be able to interrupt you if you kept their mouth full. Granted, it only really works on one at a time, but still, better than none whatsoever.
BurnInDemonFire 39
If people won't interact with you because you want to be the center of attention, I recommend buying a mirror.
RichardPencil 32
Seems like you don't get along with men, either. Your next sources of meaningful relationships should be, in order: 1. Non-binary people 2. Dogs 3. Ice Cream Or, maybe just skip straight to ice cream.
lateralligator 12
Women who "don't get along with other women" don't try to get along with other women. You sound like a female neckbeard
Lora Wood 11
Men can only hear your voice when it relates to food or sex. When you hang out with women they want to talk about clothes or nail polish. There is no way to win.
Plop 17
Most men and women will only care about what you have to say if it is meaningful and interesting. Don't pawn it on others (and in a blatantly sexist way at that) if you're not capable of contributing to an entertaining conversation.
Justkidding100 41
if you can't get along with all woman or likeable men maybe take a look at yourself or just get better friends
rotflqtms_ 21
Sounds like a you problem... Can't stand females, can't stand males...
core01 30
Internalized misogyny really wrecks havoc on having adult relationships. Hopefully one day you'll realize women are intelligent, funny, interesting people too.
mentalissues 12
I agree but Only some women are like that a LOT can be stuck up b******
mentalissues 12
Relatable because I have anti social and anxiety issues along with Asperger syndrome
wawa_sxm 15
you sound like a woman complaining....men dont care about fairness..if what you have to say is not interesting enough then be a man and move on to next subject and stop worrying about your feelings