Anonymous
France
Today, my two favorite things in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Bec99
Bassendean, Australia
Today, I found out I have celiac disease. I also happen to be a baker and will be constantly reminded of all the wheat products I can no longer enjoy. FML
mrosewrosem
Today, I had a lovely gluten-free pizza out at a local restaurant. After I'd finished, they informed me it wasn't in fact gluten-free. I am Celiac and this means I will be ill for the next six weeks. FML
allergic
France
Today, I found out that I have a gluten allergy. What this basically means is that I can't eat anything with wheat in it; bread, pasta, cake, you name it. I am Italian, this basically limits me from eating any of the awesome food my family makes almost every night. Here I come plain rice. FML
Emma
Saint Louis, United States
How could you do this to me?
Today, I learned I'm not allergic to gluten. My mom has kept me on a gluten-free diet since I was 5. She was convinced I was allergic to it. I'm 25 and I am writing this over my first slice of pizza in 20 years. FML
Lenore
Just to be on the safe side
Today, we live in a tiny trailer. My doctor said I have celiac disease. My dad, who takes things too literally, came back with gluten-free dog food. I don’t even have a dog. FML
I miss bread
Brisbane, Australia
Pile on
Today, I found out I'm going to be celebrating New Year's with a gastroscopy and colonoscopy. It's been two days since I discovered I'm gluten intolerant to go with my lactose intolerance. It's also my 28th birthday tomorrow. FML
worshippingatthethrone
For Life
Today, I had pizza for lunch, a cheesy burrito and cheese rice for dinner, topped off with a big bowl of ice cream. Three hours later, I puked it all up. I guess you never outgrow lactose intolerance. FML
MDWilde
North Pole, United States
Today, my husband and I found out that our daughter's chronic stomach aches are due to gluten intolerance, so we need to cut all wheat out of our diet. We're bakers. FML
mia
Wakefield, United States
Today, I told my mom that I think I'm lactose intolerant, and that I should go to the doctor to get checked out. She said that I was probably just gassy, and then ordered us a pizza for dinner. FML
ijustwantpizza
Brisbane, Australia
Today, I was having a cheat meal after two weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It had been baked into the cheese. FML
Top comments
comedicreliever 0
Me too, dude. you cannot drink bud light, unless your condition is mild. I went through two years of eating shit, so here's some good brands: the best pasta is made by Tinkyada, find it at Whole Foods. the best bread will be homemade, so get a bread machine, and Pamela's is the best, buy online. the best cookie is homemade from cookie dough mix, 365 is the brand, at Whole Foods. pizza is iffy everywhere, there are no really good homemade brands, and restaurants are varied, I found amazing places where I live in Colorado, but can't help you much. Look at the bright side, it makes you a LOT healthier, although you're kind of FORCED to be. Good Luck.
double0jesus 0
You can have rice beer too mate, it's not that bad at all
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chloejonas 0
i have that too! it sucks because my friends are always eating food with gluten in it and theres never anything for me. its great. NOT
baultista 0
Same problem here. Gluten free pizza isn't bad, but I'd sooner drink root beer than gluten free beer.
tomk_fml 0
I feel the pain. I only ate pasta. But i don't mind rice at all
rvn_heart 0
I don't have that condition but I still feel your pain. My favorite food is cheese and I'm allergic to it.
PaperxHearts_xox 0
I have it too. but I'm on a different diet; not only can I not eat things containing gluten, I can't eat ANYTHING processed. The only foods I can eat are; some fresh/frozen fruits and vegetables, and meat. And I can only drink water and some kinds of fruit juice. Yum /:
JayRoland 0
Uncle has had it for about 15 years... But he makes good money so he can afford 100% gluten free food
missusme 1
My dad drinks Redbridge. It's gluten free, and it actually tastes like regular beer. Also, it's really not that expensive. Try it. :] My dad just got diagnosed with Celiacs, and my brother (26) is showing signs of it. I (at almost 15) am trying to not eat much wheat to hold off the condition. I haven't bought a loaf of bread in months. XD
hollynipples 0
**** are you an imposter of me, apart from the dad drinking redbridge or whatever we are like exactly the same I'm 15, my dad has celiacs and my 26 year old brother shows signs of it. No jokes. holly shit that is really scary.
i_failed 0
dude, i feel your pain. ive known that ive had it for about 5 months, my dad has known for 16 months. it just sucks.
wrestler17 0
As my mom has that, it blows but recipes are getti g better there's this one place in NYC with such good gluten free pizza I prefer it to the regular stuff, don't worry look around and maybe tweak a few things in some recipes and you should be good, I had to be wheat free for a while and you get use to it, and I still even have a taste for the alternatives even though I'm back to the regular stuff now :)
RIoJG 3
I know all about it bud. At 16 I was lecturing to doctors here in Montana. If you have any questions feel free to get a hold of us @ [email protected] It's not really as bad as it could be. At least you figured it out! Oh, and give either Red Bridge or Green's Beer a try, it's pretty decent.