Anonymous
France
Today, my two favorite things in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bec99
Bassendean, Australia
Today, I found out I have celiac disease. I also happen to be a baker and will be constantly reminded of all the wheat products I can no longer enjoy. FML
mrosewrosem
Today, I had a lovely gluten-free pizza out at a local restaurant. After I'd finished, they informed me it wasn't in fact gluten-free. I am Celiac and this means I will be ill for the next six weeks. FML
allergic
France
Today, I found out that I have a gluten allergy. What this basically means is that I can't eat anything with wheat in it; bread, pasta, cake, you name it. I am Italian, this basically limits me from eating any of the awesome food my family makes almost every night. Here I come plain rice. FML
Emma
Saint Louis, United States
How could you do this to me?
Today, I learned I'm not allergic to gluten. My mom has kept me on a gluten-free diet since I was 5. She was convinced I was allergic to it. I'm 25 and I am writing this over my first slice of pizza in 20 years. FML
Lenore
Just to be on the safe side
Today, we live in a tiny trailer. My doctor said I have celiac disease. My dad, who takes things too literally, came back with gluten-free dog food. I don’t even have a dog. FML
I miss bread
Brisbane, Australia
Pile on
Today, I found out I'm going to be celebrating New Year's with a gastroscopy and colonoscopy. It's been two days since I discovered I'm gluten intolerant to go with my lactose intolerance. It's also my 28th birthday tomorrow. FML
worshippingatthethrone
For Life
Today, I had pizza for lunch, a cheesy burrito and cheese rice for dinner, topped off with a big bowl of ice cream. Three hours later, I puked it all up. I guess you never outgrow lactose intolerance. FML
MDWilde
North Pole, United States
Today, my husband and I found out that our daughter's chronic stomach aches are due to gluten intolerance, so we need to cut all wheat out of our diet. We're bakers. FML
mia
Wakefield, United States
Today, I told my mom that I think I'm lactose intolerant, and that I should go to the doctor to get checked out. She said that I was probably just gassy, and then ordered us a pizza for dinner. FML
ijustwantpizza
Brisbane, Australia
Today, I was having a cheat meal after two weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It had been baked into the cheese. FML
Top comments
comedicreliever 0
Me too, dude. you cannot drink bud light, unless your condition is mild. I went through two years of eating shit, so here's some good brands: the best pasta is made by Tinkyada, find it at Whole Foods. the best bread will be homemade, so get a bread machine, and Pamela's is the best, buy online. the best cookie is homemade from cookie dough mix, 365 is the brand, at Whole Foods. pizza is iffy everywhere, there are no really good homemade brands, and restaurants are varied, I found amazing places where I live in Colorado, but can't help you much. Look at the bright side, it makes you a LOT healthier, although you're kind of FORCED to be. Good Luck.
double0jesus 0
You can have rice beer too mate, it's not that bad at all
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d_whAckO 0
Try cider.It tastes way better than beer and has a higher %. :)
JJ_TheJetPlane 0
I have endometriosis which can make you suddenly intolerant to things and can gives you random allergies. Suddenly I am gluten intolerant and lactose intolerant... noddles and milk are my favourite food and drink. I know how you feel dude! *hugs* F our lives!
KatyKilljoy 0
At least you can still have sex
bluengreen 0
I feel your pain. I have crohn's. Beer causes problems. No grains at all. No wine. No sugar, they all cause problems. But I still eat great fish, poultry, fruit, fermented dairy like home made kefir and yogurt, desserts sweetened with honey. I'm incredibly healthy from it and live more or less pain free which is an incredible relief. I do have some hard alcohol every so often, mostly scotch with a splash of water. Yum, I love the rich taste of a single malt. I seem to tolerate that a lot better than ther forms f alcohol. Haven't tried mead, which is honey based. Sadly, I haven't had much luck with even gluten free pizza - which is a favorite of mine. Good luck.
Hockeylover87_71 0
awwwww, that happened to my mom......
Grossedoutlol90 0
lol. in the same dish. I sneak a hostess twinkie every now and then.
Coeliacchic93 21
Why would you sneak something that could cause serious complications, the antibodies stay in your system causing damage for 4MONTHS
Grossedoutlol90 0
plus im a girl, but I can't eat the main comfort foods.
XBCX96 4
i dont know what's worse, the fact that you cant have that stuff, or the fact that those are your favorite things IN THE WORLD. thats pretty crazy
Aj4710 0
this fml left an empty hole in my heart :( food is godly!
buggybeauty 0
same here! sucks big time.