Today, someone in my 8-floor appartment building got an airhorn. They seem to enjoy using it. I can't work out where they are. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Today, my very very loud upstairs neighbor's children got ahold of athletic whistles. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Today, I learned that the gong my job installed less than 30 feet from my desk is being moved, due to noise complaints. To the office building I'm moving to in a few weeks. FML
Today, I'm at home sick and someone is moving into the apartment above ours. Judging by the sounds and level of noise, they seem to be opening some sort of woodworking shop. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
Today, my new neighbor just put up really loud wind chimes. I just got a ton of letters under my door, stating if I don't take them down, they're going to file a noise complaint with the building management. She owns her condo, I don't. FML
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Top comments
EpicJman2828 11
It's time for another game of "Where's Douchebag!"
Rainhawk94 27
#15 calm down hitler
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EpicJman2828 11
It's time for another game of "Where's Douchebag!"
ItsAUnicorn 27
Get a complaint letter sent to every apartment? But it only works whenever your building isn't that big. Or spread the 'word of annoyment'. Otherwise, good luck and invest in a nice pair of headphones..
Kamon97 23
Better pray he isn't a soccer fan :s
helloboyzder 13
Here I am!
calilovesneb 12
If that happened in my apartment complex, I would bang on every door until I found the culprit, and then shove it up their ass.
thecrazymancan 17
Remember if you find him, you get to beat the shit out of him.
incoherentrmblr 22
Time to get a bull horn...
tjv3 10
Buy a bigger air horn, or get a police type megaphone set it off everytime they do. Then set it off at odd times late at night. They will stop
awesomeguy1234 4
LOL nah dude there is a better way. get a hose, and spray it under door of your neighbours. it will be funny i promise!
bdun4 18
Tell the people who run your building, they should be able to figure it out
sarah6786 14
If there are 8 floors, that must mean there are a lot of tenants, which means op will probably find out real soon where they are, because a lot of other people are probably pissed too.
\ 28
Unless they are all douchebags as well.
adyb 12
Or they are playing a really elaborate prank on the op and will pass the air horn from room to room and deny everything when questioned XD
GoingCommando93 14
Find something annoying of your own. Suggestions anyone?
GoingCommando93 14
Borrow a friends dog and get it to bark all night; loud music that vibrates the floor. I'm just taking things from my life in apartments at this point.
Futacy 30
Justin beiber music and loudspeakers.
Rainhawk94 27
#15 calm down hitler
wisericky 12
If there happen to be some alligators roaming his apartment when he wakes up, he could be slightly annoyed.
bobo_the_bear 5
Play a **** video at max volume 24 hours a day. Trust me, it will annoy them.
fakedsincerity 32
vuvuzela.
TwistedCherub1 15
Have the painting crew play tejano on the landing while drunkenly sledding down the stairway on empty refrigerator boxes at 3 in the morning. It annoyed me enough.
ThatFancyPenn 18
I say shart in his ear and say, "How's that airhorn huh!?"
Chris93Jones 20
I got into a noise off with a dickbag neighbor, I put my phone then a bowl over it and blasted him with an annoying dong playlist
Qwermy 16
vuvuzela.
Qwermy 16
"dixie horn" from a redneck's truck
ThaPrelude 11
How about that stupid Rebecca black song?
Blackcatluck 19
*GASP* #77 said the RB word!!
tjv3 10
Playing a **** could get OP in an assload of trouble if there are kids around. So **** blasting isn't a good idea
obey_clarence 18
Calm down Satan #98
LindsayxMoore 18
oh annoying neighbors are the worst. sorry op. hope you find out who it is and complain.
howardom 10
what a troll. crank up your headphones. sorry bro
QQmore_fml 18
Grab some friends and hunt him/her down!
thestrangedude 10
Seek solace in the fact that everyone but the person doing it is also looking to have a 'word' with the individual
Futacy 30
Get one of your own and try to tell them to **** off in mo-o-o-o-orse.
JKROB 16
how would you communicate with a horse?
MidnaLink 35
Morse Code, 28
ThatsMyPie 20
Why are these getting down voted?
fakedsincerity 32
he was quoting a song, #44.
threer 30
Except it wasn't funny.
obey_clarence 18
Damn you're on a new level of stupidity huh #28?
OctoberJade 12
It's part of the lyrics in a song. What does the fox say. Look it up an you'll get it.
lexie_is_awesome 7
Get a louder one, see how they like it
TheNewMirage 10
Let the games commence! Search and destroy the airhorn!