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Today, my two favorite things in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML

Cold shower

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML