Anonymous
France
Today, my two favorite things in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bec99
Bassendean, Australia
Today, I found out I have celiac disease. I also happen to be a baker and will be constantly reminded of all the wheat products I can no longer enjoy. FML
mrosewrosem
Today, I had a lovely gluten-free pizza out at a local restaurant. After I'd finished, they informed me it wasn't in fact gluten-free. I am Celiac and this means I will be ill for the next six weeks. FML
allergic
France
Today, I found out that I have a gluten allergy. What this basically means is that I can't eat anything with wheat in it; bread, pasta, cake, you name it. I am Italian, this basically limits me from eating any of the awesome food my family makes almost every night. Here I come plain rice. FML
Emma
Saint Louis, United States
How could you do this to me?
Today, I learned I'm not allergic to gluten. My mom has kept me on a gluten-free diet since I was 5. She was convinced I was allergic to it. I'm 25 and I am writing this over my first slice of pizza in 20 years. FML
Lenore
Just to be on the safe side
Today, we live in a tiny trailer. My doctor said I have celiac disease. My dad, who takes things too literally, came back with gluten-free dog food. I don’t even have a dog. FML
I miss bread
Brisbane, Australia
Pile on
Today, I found out I'm going to be celebrating New Year's with a gastroscopy and colonoscopy. It's been two days since I discovered I'm gluten intolerant to go with my lactose intolerance. It's also my 28th birthday tomorrow. FML
worshippingatthethrone
For Life
Today, I had pizza for lunch, a cheesy burrito and cheese rice for dinner, topped off with a big bowl of ice cream. Three hours later, I puked it all up. I guess you never outgrow lactose intolerance. FML
MDWilde
North Pole, United States
Today, my husband and I found out that our daughter's chronic stomach aches are due to gluten intolerance, so we need to cut all wheat out of our diet. We're bakers. FML
mia
Wakefield, United States
Today, I told my mom that I think I'm lactose intolerant, and that I should go to the doctor to get checked out. She said that I was probably just gassy, and then ordered us a pizza for dinner. FML
ijustwantpizza
Brisbane, Australia
Today, I was having a cheat meal after two weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It had been baked into the cheese. FML
Top comments
comedicreliever 0
Me too, dude. you cannot drink bud light, unless your condition is mild. I went through two years of eating shit, so here's some good brands: the best pasta is made by Tinkyada, find it at Whole Foods. the best bread will be homemade, so get a bread machine, and Pamela's is the best, buy online. the best cookie is homemade from cookie dough mix, 365 is the brand, at Whole Foods. pizza is iffy everywhere, there are no really good homemade brands, and restaurants are varied, I found amazing places where I live in Colorado, but can't help you much. Look at the bright side, it makes you a LOT healthier, although you're kind of FORCED to be. Good Luck.
double0jesus 0
You can have rice beer too mate, it's not that bad at all
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emodude44 0
I'm sure you'll survive
gdlovett 0
You'll probably lose a lot of weight haha
hockeylaxforev23 4
celiac too... I'm 14 though so beer isn't a prob but with you on the pizzaa
ceda95 6
one of my best friends has been celiac since she was 3 and there is a gluten free version of most foods. you can buy gluten free flour for baking, gluten free bread and the gluten free pizza isn't that bad just a bit dry. she still sneaks some foods she's not aloud sometimes and we've figured the main food she gets very sick from is sausages and chicken nuggets, a few other foods just make her stomach expand and harden. tho if you are a girl you should be extra careful since if you keep eating wheat, it could stop you from having a baby.
Coeliacchic93 21
She should just eat the gluten free version of the foods she likes, it is very stupid of her to ever eat them, there are so many long term complications of eating any gluten as a coeliac, even Cancer!
Coolaidegirl 18
personally just make stuff from scratch frozeb GF stuff is cruddy
FollowMe 2
So aha, you don't need them!
APKchamp 0
Dude, I know what you are going through. I have had Celiac Disease for 16 years. On top of that I am lactose intolerant and I have UC. I would try Udi's bread. Trust me when I say this, it does get easier.
Jem777 6
Fat ****.
IMthephoenix 12
It's not that bad! They make gluten free pizza and gluten free beer! Just have to know where to look!
Coolaidegirl 18
hey to solve ur pizza problen mix grated cheese and eggs and spread over wax paper on a pan and cook in oven, when brown take out cool for 10 min and put fav toppings on and coon until desired doneness , i think it tastes batter then bought gf crusts
redangel2011 12
Gluten free bread for the pizza and apple cider beer taste like beer. I don't drink beer but my ex room mate and her husband do and she is celiac. I went gluten free when living with her. Bread is denser and more spendy but pretty available now. It's also getting cheaper