Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
Today, my leadership class was trying to decide who would run the kissing booth in our local carnival. Someone suggested me, to which the director replied, "We'd never make any profit with her." FML
Today, I had no money on me, so I asked my husband to put money in the cancer charity box for me. He grumbled about it, then realised he only had £10 notes, so he gave them a tenner but asked the lady if she could break open the sealed box to give him £9 in change. FML
Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
Today, a cashier asked me if I would like to donate to breast cancer research. Since I have already made my donations this month, I politely declined. The cashier snorted and said, "Maybe you'll feel differently if someone you love got cancer." I'm a two-year survivor. FML
Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML
Today, I stopped at a lemonade stand on my way to work. A cute little girl handed me a mouthwash-sized cup of juice, and her adorable little brother told me it would be $.25. All I had was a $20. He shoved it into his overalls pocket, looked up with huge brown eyes and just said "Thank you." FML
Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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Top comments
LMFAOsabrina 0
What a jerk. I hope he gets cancer one day = "Not even for cancer." Why would he say something like THAT?
metalyoshi9 0
Never actually got the concept of kissing booths, but fact is, if you run one, you should be ready to face this situation should it arise.
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Comments (138)
Good_old_Grim 8
Well common sense would dictate that someone pretty should run the kissing booth, which in this case is apparently not the case.
Emmamazing 26
Don't say things like that, asshole.
latuka 0
ya but everyone is ugly to someone. so she should "should be ready to face this situation should it arise." but you're right #11 you should be pretty/sexy to run a kissing booth. you're also most likely a *****. buuuut kudos for doing it for cancer!
drackattack 0
this just sounds plain old fake to me
latuka 0
I HATE it when someone says it's fake. so what if 'cancerfreak' made it up? It's bound to have happend to SOMEBODY in the world. I mean there's billions of people out there. I'm sure it's happend to at least 1 if not 100s.
couldbeworse55 0
Sad for you and for that dbag's soul... taking back the money???!! disgusting! I second #'s 2 through 5. If in the future you are inspired to work another such booth, be sure to give people a quick oral inspection for syphilis, and anything else that "just looks funny" because by now I'm sure you have HSV1 (all you get are annoying cold sores, 2 is the genital vareity). And geez, it sounds like you put a price on the kisses - if you're going to do that, at least give the people their money's worth... blindfold 'em or lower the price :p Maybe a bake sale would be better in the future... go for oatmeal cookies and say they're better for your cholesterol to stick with the health theme :p
texmas 0
Obviously, you think you're a lot better looking than you are. Stupid of you to think people would pay twenty dollars to kiss an uggo. Then you're just forcing yourself on people.
brandonwong 18
you'd do well in a kissing booth
captainbj2 0
I'd walk away from you too
flavasava73 5
Stupid of you #16 to think that people would want to kiss someone like you without a soul. Believe it or not, some people don't really like mean shit being said to them. Or cruel, vindictive words said just because you and OP's potential kiss don't have the decency to be pleasant. Personally I would prefer to kiss someone doing something beneficial like raising money for charity than someone with an 'uggo' personality like your words present you as being.
Lolrus 0
Ouch. Slap him?
cannn 0
wow.
Eresbel 0
Why do people just assume she's a *****? All she's doing is KISSING. Not even french kissing! More likely, she's a girl who doesn't get kissed a lot or doesn't have a boyfriend. And whoever said she'll get herpes - the likelihood of her getting herpes from giving someone a peck on the lips is so minimal as to be irrelevant. Mono is worth worrying about, though.
MrJentipede 2
I know this will sound awful but, if you are unattractive should you really be running a kissing booth?
roadie42 21
Did anyone say she was unattractive? I bet she's beautiful and was unlucky enough to deal with a douchebag with a fetish for orange-skinned, overly made-up slutty girls.