Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
Today, my leadership class was trying to decide who would run the kissing booth in our local carnival. Someone suggested me, to which the director replied, "We'd never make any profit with her." FML
Today, I had no money on me, so I asked my husband to put money in the cancer charity box for me. He grumbled about it, then realised he only had £10 notes, so he gave them a tenner but asked the lady if she could break open the sealed box to give him £9 in change. FML
Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
Today, a cashier asked me if I would like to donate to breast cancer research. Since I have already made my donations this month, I politely declined. The cashier snorted and said, "Maybe you'll feel differently if someone you love got cancer." I'm a two-year survivor. FML
Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML
Today, I stopped at a lemonade stand on my way to work. A cute little girl handed me a mouthwash-sized cup of juice, and her adorable little brother told me it would be $.25. All I had was a $20. He shoved it into his overalls pocket, looked up with huge brown eyes and just said "Thank you." FML
Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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LMFAOsabrina 0
What a jerk. I hope he gets cancer one day = "Not even for cancer." Why would he say something like THAT?
metalyoshi9 0
Never actually got the concept of kissing booths, but fact is, if you run one, you should be ready to face this situation should it arise.
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Comments (138)
runkatrun 0
Stop bashing the OP for being ugly/not hot/not sexy or whatnot. For all you know she could be, and he's a moron. Or she just doesn't satisfy his tastes. Or...it may have been a dare. How do we know that this wasn't a fourteen-year-old succumbing to peer pressure? Even if she was ugly, that's no need to behave like an ape with no manners. Point is, if he had an ounce of decency, and he'd have left his donation money and gone. Either way, I agree with the general consensus - I don't quite understand the point of a kissing booth.
Vanesa_fml 0
What a jerk. Even if he didn't want to kiss you, he should at least have left some money for cancer.
spanky_ 0
this is why FML needs pictures!! I need to see this!
Speedyblurr 0
Oh my god.... absolutely every person on this site is an idiot. to everyone who says "he should have left the money": This was a "Raise Money For Cancer" CARNIVAL It means that EVERY activity there donates the money to cancer.... If he takes his $20 back, he probably just wants to spend it somewhere that isn't a "Kiss an Ugly Girl o Rama" Which brings me to my next point: If you are ugly, do not run a kissing booth. In fact, I assume you already knew you were ugly to an extent, because the guy obviously didn't SEE you before he donated the $20, thus you were probably hidden until the kissing point. The point of kissing booth: Pay money, kiss pretty girl, profit. Next time~ do a bake sale... you're probably better at baking cookies anyway.
dumbkid 0
The way I see it, if he can't leave the $20 that was going to cancer in the first place anyways, he's not worth kissing. So don't get down in the dumps about it, aside from what he said - he's still a douche.
zerocurve 0
Awww, that's terrible. I hope he gets every type of cancer known to man.
Ender_ 0
You are probably going to get herpes from running a kissing booth. You don't know what people have. Go you for trying to cure cancer. That's Martyrdom if I've ever seen it.
Ender_ 0
#29 - I didn't read through the comments before I posted so I didn't see that you got to the spreading of diseases topic before I did. Oh well. Cheers to you!
lains 0
Herpes.
laurisshnazzy 0
I love how everyone assumes she's ugly just because one guy apparently thinks so. There are plenty of guys who think I'm not attractive at all, and there are quite a few guys that think I am. It's all based on opinions, and this one guy's opinion shouldn't dictate what she looks like.