Today, I got hypnotized in front of my entire school. Once I was hypnotized the guy told me that the hottest celebrity in the world was in the audience and then he told me to point out who I saw. I said I saw Mick Jagger. I'm a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hypnotized and talked into telling everyone truths about myself at a show my family and I went to. I don't know what I said. All I know is that my family laughs whenever I'm near them. They won't tell me what happened. FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML
Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML
Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane. I tried impressing him by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked on The Who and opened a large window with the album cover so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was faced with a giant picture of Miley Cyrus. FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, I was dancing with the 4 hottest girls I've ever seen at a club, and I fainted. FML
Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
Today, I bought a cool new pair of sunglasses. I wore them today, and all day I kept getting comments about how much I looked like Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was in a bodega when I spotted a celebrity I’ve had a huge crush on for years. I decided to go up and introduce myself, but instead of saying something cool, I panicked and shouted, "I love your cereal!" They looked confused, and I immediately realized I was staring at the wrong person, just someone who just looked a lot like them. FML
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ericbrat20 0
I've been "hypnotized" but it didn't really work on me so I am still skeptical about it. I just listened to what the guy told me to do and did it anyway just for fun.
zidane312 0
If Mick Jagger tickes your fancy than kudos to you, bro.
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ericbrat20 0
I've been "hypnotized" but it didn't really work on me so I am still skeptical about it. I just listened to what the guy told me to do and did it anyway just for fun.
malheartsnutmeg 20
Because foreknowledge of hypnotism generally stops it from working unless you WANT it to happen.
just_laugh_along 0
I'm a girl and I would be embarrassed if I said Mick Jagger.
pingpongpickle 8
wait..is Mick Jagger a guy?
snagglepaste 0
no. shit.
MetroidSlayer01 8
what? Ke$sha likes Mike Jagger
Dmars444 4
maybe it worked then? maybe you were supposed to want to do it for fun
thethingthatshou 4
Mick jaggers pretty cool If I were a girl, Id **** him
SpicyDuck 22
Yeah that's not really the point of it. And who cares OP, you were hypnotized! People do crazy shit, my grad was hilarious
darkrabbid1 5
Hypnotism cant make you do things you don't want to
12haarek 5
he made you believe you did it just for fun
could_be_funny 0
i don't judge... whatever your preferences are your own business
could_be_funny 0
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jazziue 0
your inner self has come out of the closet
metalyoshi9 0
Nothin' wrong about being gay.
zidane312 0
If Mick Jagger tickes your fancy than kudos to you, bro.
mkcempa 0
ain^(:
effevery1slife 0
has Mick Jagger made you wet before this experience?
Tratsing 0
hmm... you might have some thinking to do! Honestly though, it doesn't mean you're gay, it just means you like Mick Jagger a lot! (Maybe a little too much... hehe)
latuka 0
shouldn't you have known that getting hypnotized in front of the entire school would somehow be a bad idea? I mean sure you can get hypno. but not in front of people who you don't want to know everything about you... I mean, the person who was hypnotizing you could have made it a LOT more embarrassing for you. nothing wrong with liking mick jagger. lolz
sprinkesrdelish 5
hahahahahaa I just laughed so hard reading this. Anyway, we all can think members of the same sex are hot, and be straight. I think Britney Spears is hot as hell, but I am a straight girl. Guys have the same opinions they know when other guys are hot but society doesn't deem it okay for them to admitt it.
DeathBoy 0
Just think of those lips...