Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
Today, my leadership class was trying to decide who would run the kissing booth in our local carnival. Someone suggested me, to which the director replied, "We'd never make any profit with her." FML
Today, I had no money on me, so I asked my husband to put money in the cancer charity box for me. He grumbled about it, then realised he only had £10 notes, so he gave them a tenner but asked the lady if she could break open the sealed box to give him £9 in change. FML
Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
Today, a cashier asked me if I would like to donate to breast cancer research. Since I have already made my donations this month, I politely declined. The cashier snorted and said, "Maybe you'll feel differently if someone you love got cancer." I'm a two-year survivor. FML
Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML
Today, I stopped at a lemonade stand on my way to work. A cute little girl handed me a mouthwash-sized cup of juice, and her adorable little brother told me it would be $.25. All I had was a $20. He shoved it into his overalls pocket, looked up with huge brown eyes and just said "Thank you." FML
Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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LMFAOsabrina 0
What a jerk. I hope he gets cancer one day = "Not even for cancer." Why would he say something like THAT?
metalyoshi9 0
Never actually got the concept of kissing booths, but fact is, if you run one, you should be ready to face this situation should it arise.
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Comments (138)
theshawn_fml 0
DOUCHE-O-RAMA!!!
XxGivesMEhellxX 0
the asshole could have at least given you the money! it was for a good couse
ihpb09 2
i dont get why ppl are all assuming that OP is unattractive. have you seen her? but that being said.. $20 at a kissing booth?! are you crazy?! unless it wuz like eva longoria at the booth, i wudn't pay any more than $5! (unless you are or look like eva longoria, in which case i take that back).
ArmoredSandwich 0
Hmmm, why would we assume the OP is unatractive? Perhaps because someone retracts his 20 Dollar just to evade her. The guy did a horrible thing and shouldn't have done it. Having said that, the OP completely deserved it, if you're not pretty then WTF are you doing in a "kissing booth". That's ignorant and you forcing your ignorance on the world, which is just hateful. Perhaps the OP is a guy, then it all makes sense XD
Travestie616 0
You get herpes from saliva. I doubt she was going to let random guys stick their tongues down her throat >_> What a douchebag, though.
Djosef_fml 0
You are wrong : Kissing booth are an excellent way to spread herpes. Even TOUTCHING a cold sore is enough to pass the infection from one place of your skin to a new place on your lips/chin/cheeks, to your eyes, which can cause you to go blind over time, or to another person. The latter is the worst case scenario, because it means you inflicted your life-long virus to someone else out of neglect and foolishness. Someone infected with herpes can be contagious without having a cold sore : it's called asymptomatic shedding (like with genital herpes). Herpes? DO NOT WANT. Hopefully, there is vaccine that will be avaliable soon. Seriously OP, you can consider yourself lucky if an insulting comment is the worst you got/spread from running a kissing booth. ''Help cure cancer by spreading herpes/mono at my kissing booth! Wohoo!'' tl;dr : Kissing booth spread herpese and much more. It's dumb, raise funds differently.
flavasava73 5
Toutching? Hmmm. If only I knew what it was I would know not to do it.
starbaby 0
Aw I can't believe people are being mean to the Op. First off if it was run by her town she probably didn't choose the price and second even if She is not that attractive its for a good cause! The guy could have atleast left the money and said he didn't kiss strangers or something less offensive.
alex_vik 1
If I ever got mono, one of the first things I'd do is go to a kissing booth.
JohnnyViola 0
What an asshole.
your_boss 0
LOOOL owneddd
DaMiz511 0
Why would any kissing booth cost $20?! Where is this, the Hamptons? I don't really doubt that someone would do that, because there are many douches out there, but I do call fake on the fact about the $20 charge, that's absurd.