Today, I found out what's worse than having the "sex talk" with your parents: having the "sex talk" with your boyfriend, when he's 23, right before you were supposed to have sex. FML
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Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, I was having the "sex talk" with my mom because I really want to have sex with my boyfriend. My dad overheard us and is sulking. The only reason he hasn’t said anything like, “I’ll kill the boy” or, “Not until you’re married” is because he’s scared of my mom. Now everything is awkward at home FML
Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML
Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me all about how his parents sat him down last night and had a 20 minute talk with him about how I'm the biggest mistake he'll ever make. FML
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wilbur1979 0
what's there to talk about? you just get it out and whack it in
Bl4ck_1c3 2
I haven't got it yet... my parents must think I'm ugly...
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Comments (61)
Metzler31 17
yeah that's definitely worse... haha I got that when I was 13.
Bl4ck_1c3 2
I haven't got it yet... my parents must think I'm ugly...
Virus963 5
YDI for having a retarded bf!
ohsnapp823 0
8 I'm sure your not ugly..i had to give my parents the sex talk because they thought I didn't know anything but I sure proved them wrong.
swimmerstud 7
it wasn't very long ago was it 1?
gingernator 0
let google images, boobs, then scroll thru all the pics and links, and let that be the talk.
OhWowFYLindeed 0
Your boyfriend wins at life, nuff said.
athletichic2012 0
that's what my mom had to do, ackwardddd!
cantfightfate 0
run.
Gabaloka 0
he double wins :) lol
Metzler31 17
12: this isn't exactly a recent photo... notice the Westbrook jersey...
beachgirl332 0
I still have a Westbrook jersey because I love him!!!
Metzler31 17
I still have it too, but I don't wear it to the games anymore... Now I'm all over my Vick jersey!
blue_eyes4602 0
A 23 year old that needs the sex talk? haha. This is hilarious.
rustic 0
lol I don't really see how that's worse atall, for me talking about it with my parents is way worse since I'm usually really open with my boyfriend.
MrWTF_fml 2
show him some ****! then he'll know everything! let the action speak for itself!!!!
Rwstudent1 0
having sex before learning how to **********? better keep that guy on a leash
JohnGraveline 0
YDI for being 12. Freak
iownyou777 0
#87 you look like a douche.....
luciiechick 0
hahahahaha. that's pretty funny.
nyrangers1022 6
i never had that talk with my rents...kinda glad i didnt lol
cheerchick4life 0
83 wanna come give me a lesson? ;)
khadijah32594 3
that is really bad
M4V3R1CKR13 0
i got when i was 7
ForeverRealTx 0
my sex talk was penetration for the first time haha
Rwstudent1 0
115 sure. First we start with toe touchers. lol jk
ladiesman14 0
my dad would tell me to stop playing 5 on 1 in the restroom years before he had the talk with me.
Ashley121645 0
i got the talk about condoms from my dad at 9 yrs old. i am a girl.
sweeney18 0
hehe I haven't got the talk yet.. so I'm guessing they trust me :D or just think I can't get any.. =/
Rwstudent1 0
or they dont care
lexxiebabe411 0
that really stinks
Lsoeds22 0
I got it when I was 11
ily4life 0
me too I was 11
bugmenotmofo 34
I got the talk when I was 7 ... wow ops bf fails @ life
LON3DUMP3 0
why would you give your parents the sex talk
BCrazzi 9
It was already too late when my parents gave it to me;D They had to give it to me before the cops came......
heyyyaubrey 9
um..what.
wilbur1979 0
what's there to talk about? you just get it out and whack it in
Bl4ck_1c3 2
you're a visionary..
navywife_carrie 0
haha my husband was nervous the first time we had sex when we were dating not a big deal'
luvtruckguy 0
well if I was dating a girl as beautiful as you I would be nervous too.
swimmerstud 7
u only saw her body and half her face. how can u tell she's beautiful?
ohthebloodygore 16
Most of the time men do just look at the body and then determine if they're beautiful or not :p
joeinthedark 18
Click on the picture and a bigger one comes up showing her entire face. Technology is amazing!
ohthebloodygore 16
A bigger one doesn't come out actually
joeinthedark 18
Really? It does for me. I can see her entire head and also the fact that he is not wearing any pants. Just some panties that match her top. perhaps you don't know how to work your technology or your technology is weak.
luvtruckguy 0
well unless her forehead is abnormaly big, i'm confident in my statement. And I was looking at her face. If wasn't I would have used the term 'hot' which is often overused by guys that are just looking at a girls body or have no clue at all of what a girl wants to hear. I girl would rather be called beautiful while your looking into her eyes, that hot while your looking at something else. just saying.
swimmerstud 7
yea it only enlarges the orignal pic not expand it.
joeinthedark 18
umm.. wrong Swimmerstud. It is very definitely expanding the picture, not just enlarging it. Like I said, perhaps your technology is weak. Are you using an iPhone? maybe you need to hold it differently?
luvtruckguy 0
confirmed, iPhone doesn't expand it, pc does.
joeinthedark 18
Figures. Sure you have your iPhone, but if you can't expand a simple picture, why not trade it in, get a normal phone, and use the rest of that money to get treatment for your technophilia? :P Kidding. Just like taking jabs and Jobs.
bjbthe1 1
3 where's your wedding ring in your picture?
r6_fml 4
#32 are you legally blind or are you just sporting the douchebag look?
luvtruckguy 0
Hey hey now. lol I do like my iphone. It is stable, unlike any windows or droid based phone. I'm sure the problem only stems from the app itself. Probably most mobile platforms apps including the Crackberry as I saw in one of the posts. I'm in the IT field myself, and a stable phone than can do the things I need is a must.
RedPillSucks 33
I think if he were mormon, he's be doing what perdix suggested, getting it on with a 13yrold.
joeinthedark 18
You mean like browsing FML? :P I'm just giving you a hard time because you have an iPhone. It is kinda dumb that the pictures don't expand for you. You're missing out on so much stuff! Expanded pictures must use some sort of Flash protocol. ;)
SabrinaEstrella 0
I agree with 44. If I was married I wouldn't be posting up a picture for the world to see of me in a corsetish top with panties. Not much of a "wife" there. You fail #3.
luvtruckguy 0
#46, Yes I'm blind dumbass. Since you don't have a picture, i'm imagining a overweight 45 year old who lives in is mama's basement and has never spoken to a girl. or you could just be 15 and a dumbass either way is sad.
joeinthedark 18
She ain't much of a hooah wife, that's for sure!
luvtruckguy 0
agree with 44,57, 60 now that I can see the "whole picture" lol, don't get me started on the flash issue. but it is just a phone which brings up another topic, Sorry for all the ipad suckers out there that can't view flash :)
samellens 1
luvtruck: he's right, though.
mimasaurr 0
If youre blind then how do you know he doesnt have a picture? And you just described what that girl was wearing... You fail.
luvtruckguy 0
it was a joke. if I was blind how would I be reading this AND know he didn't have a picture, oh and I never described what she was wearing, you fail at reading.
mimasaurr 0
if you ever considered comedy for a living, I'd think again..
Neon_Radikal 0
I love how everyone was bashing luvtruck, simply based off his picture and comments. what? none of you guys have anything better to do?
nood_fml 0
no, of course not its fml lol. and your pic: an animal thing posing like a model= furry *shudders*
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
wow @ least he cares about been safe.
Krissmiss0131 2
wow...haha I had to do the same thing but thank god he was only 18 so not as bad as yours FYL
ohthebloodygore 16
Many people have the sex talk. Nerves. It's common, or maybe his parents were religious and didn't care much for what he knew about sex.
derrek730 2
FAIL
alyssaax3 0
lol^
TexasGerman 0
schools fail kids so much more these days, they don't even learn there sex education. tisk tisk
number0 8
#11 - School has failed you as well. It's "their education."
Trupe 3
*^^^^Lol nice. I guess school isn't what it used to be
ezrl_ritvoi 0
blame the parents not the schools. most kids could have had sex ed but their parents said no... or maybe he was homeschooled.
CableX17 0
Haha, my parents didn't let me take sex ed when I was in school. But I happened to be crazy addicted to **** at the time, so I knew it all anyway:P
Spastastic 6
Being homeschooled is no excuse for parents to not teacher their kid about sex... :/ I was homeschooled/unschooled from fifth grade onward, although I had actually learned about sex before that -- when I was five my parents gave me a book, meant for children of that age, that straight up explained everything. Although I somehow forgot most of it, hah...
iownyou777 0
you suck learn how to spell
Spastastic 6
104, learn how to punctuate.
iownyou777 0
hey go die you ******* grammar Nazi
Cinn_fml 23
Hey, iownyou, you started it. So don't complain when it backfires.
Spastastic 6
Hmm, that's the first time I've been called a grammar nazi. I usually just correct everyone in my head, but I'm starting to act on it.
no65438 0
win!
eviiee_fml 3
agree with 4
kruzito 0
right on time