Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry him because he's a Yankees fan. He told me he could never marry me because he couldn't see himself having a terrible love life for the rest of his life. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to text him when I got home to let him know I'd made it home safe. He said if I didn't, he'd assume that aliens had abducted me and that he'd get a new girlfriend. He was completely serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
Today, my pasty white boyfriend told me he intended to try and grow dreadlocks. FML
Today, when my boyfriend got home, I told him about how I’d had the worst day with our baby. Without blinking, he told me to say the word and he’d drive to a different city and anonymously surrender our son to a fire station and all our suffering would be over. He was completely serious. FML
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Top comments
SimpleSimon 0
"I wanna roll with, The gangstas, But oh, no, they all think I'm too white and nerdy"
infinityrhyme 0
Maybe he's thinking you'll support him and buy some bling too.
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Comments (302)
greenltrn2003 0
oh yeah I agree...If I cant laugh at your life, you dont deserve to complain about it
Check_Mate 0
People are so dumb here.
uhmmm 0
so what, maybe he listens to 2pac or some other rapper and thinks he's cool, they all glorify the gangster lifestyle. lots of people go through that phase, not just white suburban males. p.s. to k416 2pac was that smart, if he was smart then why the hell was he shot so many time? just because he could throw a few words together that rhymed doesn't make him any better of a person.
uhmmm 0
wasn't*
xNephilim 19
Probably because no matter how intelligent you are, you'll never be intelligent enough to avoid gunshots when they're directed at you.
wowfmlife 0
YDI for being gay
thebestapple 0
And you should go **** yourself for being a homophobic bitch. Ugh, is anyone else sick of these ignorant assholes, who think anyone who isn't straight like them is a bad person? I am. And I'm not even homosexual. They all need to get lives.
BreezyPear 0
And the he shouts, " I wanna be Made!"
lor4eto 0
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA :D
vertigosrs 0
Tupac was killed for a reason. That's what happens when you want to be a thug.
vertigosrs 0
And just because a guy lives in LA doesn't mean he knows anything more about being in a gang than what he sees on MTV. He's probably just another rich white kid with nothing better to do than piss off mom and dad by being whatever the latest fad is on BET. I think if a gay guy wants to be a thug then by all means let him try, real thugs get picked up by the police so I guess a gay gangster will be picked up by the fashion police.
sondramcfail 0
A gay gangster? I think that might be a first. :P
brianjman14 23
No, there's Deadlee.
inkedshadow 0
to b honest and trying not to be mean but...why do white people now just want to be gangster now?! i'm white and i think that is just idiotic.
xxXChiiXxx 2
Ugh...just what we need. Another wannabe "gangsta" who thinks it's cool to live in the ghetto when he has no idea how much of a hell living in one is. :p