FUCK, NO.
Today, my pasty white boyfriend told me he intended to try and grow dreadlocks. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
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flyingpuppy
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ginger
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hatboxghost
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Anonymous
United States
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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
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RichardPencil 32
He’s going to look dreadful.
Hempseed 27
I've been here before. Got sick of my hair, decided to shave it all off, boyfriend hated it. I told him to either learn to live with it or leave. He learned to live with it. Probably because he realised that he wasn't initially attracted to me for my hair alone. I have since continued to shave my head. Point is: If you love him, you'll respect his decision, even if it doesn't correspond with your own desires.
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Comments (24)
julfunky 29
And?
MidnaLink 35
There are some things that people of colour pull off MUCH better than “pasty white people”. Dreadlocks are one of them.
Jackey 29
Life is too short to sweat the temporary stuff... Unlike herpes, hair styles don't have to be forever.
bloopaloop 27
Omg, that’s cultural appropriation. You should video telling him that and that he is a white supremist. Then post it on social media and give it to your lawyer. Tell him to do his research.
jobekka 20
he's probably just tired of washing his hair :/ just pull up some pictures of white people with dreadlocks, he will surely change his mind :P
RichardPencil 32
He’s going to look dreadful.
Hempseed 27
I've been here before. Got sick of my hair, decided to shave it all off, boyfriend hated it. I told him to either learn to live with it or leave. He learned to live with it. Probably because he realised that he wasn't initially attracted to me for my hair alone. I have since continued to shave my head. Point is: If you love him, you'll respect his decision, even if it doesn't correspond with your own desires.
alycion 39
Get him bombed and shave him when he passes out.
thelittlem 15
dreadlocks aren't just for black people.
Lucia Lovecraft 7
If people actually bothered to look into the history they'll see that dreadlocks are from many different places around the world
Gradask 10
So he is aiming to be a viking? Yes, they had dreadlocks too . Give him two battle axes and him hit the gym!
Skydome6666 6
first of all why does the skin color of your boyfriend matter and second of all dreads are mega high maintenance. Guarantee once he realizes how high maintenance dreads are they'll be gone fast.