Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry him because he's a Yankees fan. He told me he could never marry me because he couldn't see himself having a terrible love life for the rest of his life. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to text him when I got home to let him know I'd made it home safe. He said if I didn't, he'd assume that aliens had abducted me and that he'd get a new girlfriend. He was completely serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
Today, my pasty white boyfriend told me he intended to try and grow dreadlocks. FML
Today, when my boyfriend got home, I told him about how I’d had the worst day with our baby. Without blinking, he told me to say the word and he’d drive to a different city and anonymously surrender our son to a fire station and all our suffering would be over. He was completely serious. FML
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Top comments
SimpleSimon 0
"I wanna roll with, The gangstas, But oh, no, they all think I'm too white and nerdy"
infinityrhyme 0
Maybe he's thinking you'll support him and buy some bling too.
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Comments (302)
Bizzile 0
hahahahahahaha , my ex bf who is super adorable and preppy tried to go all G too.
PleaseSayTheBaby 0
YO WHAT UP G, WANNA GO ROB A HOLLISTER STORE? WORD NIG LETS BOUNCE OUT, THEN HIT A STRIP CLUBB. LMAO
greenltrn2003 0
nahh homie I cant do that tonight. I gotta go into the law firm for work in the mornin...trynna get my ends right ya dig? Its hard out here for a brotha.
nirvan5a 1
support him, girl!!!
IFUCKINLOVETEA 0
its a guy. haha u should drop him off in the bronx and leave him there for a week. see how he likes it haha
bishop186 0
I'm trying to figure out whether your name is "I **** IN LOVE TEA" or "I ****** LOVE TEA"
greenltrn2003 0
have you ever ****** in love tea? you should try it
alice_hmph 0
That's just about the funniest thing I think I've ever heard! But you should support him all the same, even if it is a little weird and out of the blue. Then again... xD
smdrager 0
"Gangster" is one of the stupidest trends these days. I rate it even worse than goth or emo since it glorifies senseless crime. Look! He stole a stereo and is wearing saggy pants! He must be cool!
JacqJacqAttack 0
mannn but if hes a gangster he might get shott
xNephilim 19
It depends what gang we're talking and then what set... There are plenty of gangs who really are all about "money, bitches, drugs, sex and crime", but there have been a few sets popping up that put their values in furthering their education, helping people in need, and just generally creating a better life for people.
ScoobyDoo22 0
Did anybody else realize that a man posted this?
fortywhacks 0
So?
4dakill 0
So a freakin GAY GANGSTER!!!!!!!!! I think he just wants to go to JAIL to get SODEMISED!!!! YDI YDI YDI YDI for being a G ...........GAY
ThinkingPunkLove 0
Errrm sha? its called he happens to be gay? Duhhh.
Check_Mate 0
4dakilla: Because all gay men want to get horrifically raped with no preparation or consideration. Also: The guy that wants to go Gangster might be the pitcher in this relationship.
Michael_92 20
Would you look at that...omg he's gay make a big deal outta nothing
RockNRollAndrew 18
What your either straight or your gay. You can't control it .
alice_hmph 0
That's just about the most unintelligent thing I've ever heard. How unimpressive.
SugaryTears 0
ur just one of the most unintelligent people
lesp 6
What, you don't want your boyfried to start hitting you, wearing pants that don't fit, and selling crack?
Atropos_fml 0
Jeez, who wouldn't want that? Crazy people these days..
Jimboom 12
Ha ha! Tell him the best he could be is a Wigger.. or a Wangster. But either will make him look like an idiot. And if he is prone to making stupid statements like that then he doesn't need any help with that. Besides, if he tries to get all real G then he will probably get a cap in his ass!
my_fml_account 2
since its a gay couple, they may like being wangsters.
lor4eto 0
umm...did anyone else notice that a man posted this? huh, i've never seen a gay white gangster :D
kingkash 0
hahahahah I love stupid white people....