Today, I realized how lazy my daughter truly is when I saw her shivering under a thin blanket on top of her perfectly made bed. I asked why she didn’t just climb under her covers to sleep warm and comfortable. She said that this way she doesn’t have to make up her bed every morning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter had an anxiety attack. Why? Because I told her she needs to be making her bed every day. FML
Today, I asked my lazy daughter to go make her bed. She responded by lighting our garbage bin on fire. FML
Today, my daughter didn't clean the bathroom today, even though I told her yesterday that she needed to do it. She claims she forgot, because, she’s "slept since then.” FML
Today, my teenage daughter insisted it was my job to take down the tray full of empty dishes, because I was the one who had carried it upstairs. Sound logic, so far. Why had I carried the tray upstairs? To serve her breakfast in bed. FML
Today, my daughter told me she would rather hang herself than hang out with me. All I did was remind her to go to bed at a reasonable time to get some sleep for an activity she likes doing. FML
Today, my 17-year-old daughter didn't do the laundry. Her excuse? "If it was meant to be done, it would have done itself." This is the same daughter who yesterday tried convincing me she was responsible enough to get a dog. FML
Today, my daughter asked me if I could have the kids overnight, even though I’d babysat all day, all because she just got home and was too tired to make the drive to pick them up. She only lives two minutes away. I can see her house from my bathroom window. FML
Today, I found out that my dog is so lazy, she doesn't even get out of my bed in the morning to poop. FML
Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML
Today, I bought my daughter a bunk bed. After spending several hours building it, she climbed up, then fainted. Turns out she's afraid of heights. FML
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Top comments
Thaylok 17
Perfectly Normal phase. Just take heart you can embarrass her in due time.
SirEnigM0nk 22
If this is the worst you have to face when raising kids, you are truly blessed. This is a minor quirk. Live and let go.
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Comments (5)
Thaylok 17
Perfectly Normal phase. Just take heart you can embarrass her in due time.
dreams2383 20
that's completely normal. I did the same thing as a kid.shell grow out of it.
SirEnigM0nk 22
If this is the worst you have to face when raising kids, you are truly blessed. This is a minor quirk. Live and let go.
HayNow 11
I do the same thing except I have a top cover that's warm enough. It's not lazy to not want to make a bed every morning.
Niniva 8
Ye gads, if she's that tired at her age, stop calling her lazy and get her checked for things that cause young people to be tired, ADHD at the top of the list. And throw another blanket on top of her.