Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Rising Damp
Today, while I was asleep, my three-year-old cousin wet the bed again. MY bed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Birdman
How sweet
Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML
Braelynn
Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep. FML
sickness and health my sphincter
Singapore, Singapore
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
Monroe
United States
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Aislinn
So sweet
Today, my one year-old took his diaper off and peed on my chest while I was sleeping. FML
Anonymous
Thomasville, United States
That's not a child, that's a bio-hazard!
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
samabomination
Monroeville, United States
Today, my step-dad's three year old granddaughter slept over. She insisted she didn't need a diaper to go to sleep and they put her in my bed with me, actually believing that she didn't need a diaper. Not only did she kick me all night, but I had the joy of waking up to her peeing on me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
Anonymous
The sweet smell of…
Today, my not-quite-potty-trained toddler niece had a 'wee accident' in my bed. I used towels to mop it up and changed the sheets. Later, I had the bright idea to dry it faster by turning the electric blanket on high. Now my room smells like burned urine. FML
levi Glasscock
United States
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
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RichardPencil 32
What are you doing sleeping with your three-year-old cousin? Chris Hanson needs to sit you down.
rotflqtms_ 21
Don't you just hate it when little kids decide to come into your bed without permission then on top of that, wet the bed?
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RichardPencil 32
What are you doing sleeping with your three-year-old cousin? Chris Hanson needs to sit you down.
rotflqtms_ 21
Don't you just hate it when little kids decide to come into your bed without permission then on top of that, wet the bed?