Today, my step-dad's three year old granddaughter slept over. She insisted she didn't need a diaper to go to sleep and they put her in my bed with me, actually believing that she didn't need a diaper. Not only did she kick me all night, but I had the joy of waking up to her peeing on me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML
Today, my one year-old took his diaper off and peed on my chest while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I woke up to my two year old crawling in bed with me and saying, "I poop". Normally this would be ok, but this morning she decided she didn't need a diaper. FML
Today, while I was asleep, my three-year-old cousin wet the bed again. MY bed. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Today, after I bathed my nine month old, I laid her on my bed to grab a diaper. I turned around to see that she'd peed on my comforter. I then put her in her playpen to put my cover in the wash. I came back into the room to get her, and saw she'd taken off her diaper. She'd crapped in her playpen. FML
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rg350dx 29
I usually wake right up with a shower in the morning. Granted, mines not golden..
LittlestPrincess 21
I wouldn't believe a 3-year old on their word... FYL
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Comments (58)
exo_went_insane 12
I tend towards "You deserved it" for letting your "parents" bully you into letting your step-niece sleep in your bed
ManInTheMachine 20
Three questions: 1.) How the flying, hop-scotching **** does OP deserve it (aside from your completely stupid reason)? 2.) Since when is listening to your parents letting them bully you into doing something? 3.) Why the **** is parents in quotes? Either you completely misunderstood the FML, or you have the mental capacity of an asparagus.
ManInTheMachine 20
Asparagus are the dregs of the Earth. I refuse to stand by and let these, these SOIL-SUCKERS waste the recourses of more productive foods. I want the eradication of this point-tipped pesticide and other disgusting vegetables in promotion of the pure, meat race. HEIL STEAK!
sourgirl101 29
My kids were the same way at that age. They hated to wear a diaper to sleep. But you better believe I sat them on the toilet in the middle of the night until they did pee! Accidents happen. I hope the three year old isn't embarrassed. Reversing the potty training could easily backfire if you now make her wear a diaper to bed.
ManInTheMachine 20
If you we R. Kelly, you probably wouldn't mind this kind of thing. ;) But, you're not, so my suggestion would be to explain to them that she does, in fact, need a diaper, and that if they trust her enough not to need it, she can sleep in their bed rather than yours.
rycow 11
well that's always fun!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
I guess you were pissed.
olpally 33
Roll her off the bed.
GRgoldfish 19
well know your step dad knows and knowledge is half the battle " GI Joe!"
Memen88 16
When they left you should have put a diaper on her. She's on your bed not theirs! YDI
titibug823 11
Perhaps you can suggest looking in to getting her her own bed?
_Just_My_Luck 15
Don't sleep with little kids their assholes
Xatraris 38
That's a rule everyone should follow. Nobody should be near their assholes unless they have a medical condition a parent or doctor needs to check. Oh, wait, they're assholes. Your wording confused me.