Today, my step-dad's three year old granddaughter slept over. She insisted she didn't need a diaper to go to sleep and they put her in my bed with me, actually believing that she didn't need a diaper. Not only did she kick me all night, but I had the joy of waking up to her peeing on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML
Today, my one year-old took his diaper off and peed on my chest while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I woke up to my two year old crawling in bed with me and saying, "I poop". Normally this would be ok, but this morning she decided she didn't need a diaper. FML
Today, while I was asleep, my three-year-old cousin wet the bed again. MY bed. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Today, after I bathed my nine month old, I laid her on my bed to grab a diaper. I turned around to see that she'd peed on my comforter. I then put her in her playpen to put my cover in the wash. I came back into the room to get her, and saw she'd taken off her diaper. She'd crapped in her playpen. FML
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rg350dx 29
I usually wake right up with a shower in the morning. Granted, mines not golden..
LittlestPrincess 21
I wouldn't believe a 3-year old on their word... FYL
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abbyquiet 3
Sucks. My 3 year old doesn't have accidents anymore. Lucky me, unlucky u.
nikkiluvzglen 16
this happened to me before but it was my sister
Kc1001 14
Step dad and mom obviously didn't ask step niece's mom the most important question. "Is she potty trained yet?" Happens to the best of us. sorry OP.
TallMist 32
Looks like urine need of a shower.
ChelzTheWolfGirl 29
You should have insisted that she either wear a diaper or doesn't sleep with you.
Larco_fml 3
This is why I don't sleep with my three year old.