Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML
Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
Today, I played The Sims just so I'd know what it was like to live alone, own a home, and have a well-paying job that didn't slowly kill me from the inside out. It was the happiest I've been in months. FML
Today, I just realized that my Sims character has a far more stable lifestyle than what I can ever have. FML
Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
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xRazzSheri 4
How did the painting turn out?
Dom_Olivares 12
I could see him slowly turning around and smiling at you.
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Comments (88)
synsam 4
that's a lot if families dude, dads get the shit end of the stick, that's why there's hockey, ufc, beer, and basements.
Ibeatmyself 3
Oedipus
ErinPinelli 24
Grrr! Arriba chandler!
christiancrew 11
You still play sims
liaRawr 9
I love killing my sims though it's what you do when they get boring
liaRawr 9
He doesn't need help guys the people get annoying on the sims so you just kill them off one by one well that's what I do they're going to die anyway
djPanda 8
That game is to reeeeeeeeal!
Sniper_Chick4110 20
I loved that game. Killing Sims was one of my favorite childhood memories. I remember writing to them once asking to invent an Ep just for new ways to kill them. Like hurricanes and bears. They never replied. Instead they came out with that shitty magic Ep with those annoying rabbit holes that made my game take an hour just to load a new scene and then crash unexpectedly. Sims 3 was worse. I still have not found a computer capable of running that game at normal speed and res. I've had 4 new computers since, specifically gaming computers.
zelliemurena 6
crap.... run... n i accidentally hit both x( sorry dude