Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML
Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
Today, I played The Sims just so I'd know what it was like to live alone, own a home, and have a well-paying job that didn't slowly kill me from the inside out. It was the happiest I've been in months. FML
Today, I just realized that my Sims character has a far more stable lifestyle than what I can ever have. FML
Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
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xRazzSheri 4
How did the painting turn out?
Dom_Olivares 12
I could see him slowly turning around and smiling at you.
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Comments (88)
worldclassrager 41
Just a dream if his I assume...hope all goes well...keep a fire extinguisher nearby...
antonia789 17
Well, you could try family counseling..
olpally 33
Some family, huh? Family meeting, NOW!
Brightbulb 40
hate to say this OP, but i think it is time for a serious family meeting. i had a sim graveyard of 45, my parents ignored it so i took my aggression out in very unproductive ways. im better now though heh heh
daniel_2209 12
Who has never set a Sim on fire before throw the first rock!
JazNim17 18
Does it count if I've had a sim catch on fire but it wasn't on purpose?
PianoVibes 6
That's really shitty but its hilarious. FYL OP !
AyeJay101 25
If your wife could care less about you, and your son wants to kill you in some ways... Is it possible that you may not be the best dad/husband? I'm just saying...
kfmichaela 6
its just a game! little creepy though
Mucksmucks 3
I'm new to the FML comment system, can somebody tell me what 'OP' means?
koolkool994 28
Orangé Pommè
thick_lesbo 8
Original poster
October3461 12
Op means original poster and welcome to fml!
Axipiter 24
Otherworldly Platypus.
GLaDOS8899 14
Oral Porcupines
emilyismyname123 8
I think you need to have a talk with your son..