Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML
Today, I just got done being yelled at by my son's headteacher and a bunch of parents, all because my 6 year-old son has been arranging kiss dates between his classmates in exchange for sweets and so on. My little pimp in training. Not a proud dad moment. FML
Today, I got a call from my son's school. He was in the nurse office puking. I picked him up and the dumbass said he'd eaten one of those stupid "WORLD'S HOTTEST SNACK" things and it made him sick. Idiot. No sympathy whatsoever from me. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML
Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
Today, my whole family ganged up on me because I called my 9-year-old niece a cunt. The little brat purposely ruined my son's final science project for school and caused him to get a zero, even though we wrote a note to the teacher explaining what happened. FML
Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
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INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
never heard this before... what does it mean?
ragnarok1540 39
He should be ashamed of himself for using such vernacular. The proper term is SCPE ... Sucrose Confection Parcel Engineer!!!
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ragnarok1540 39
He should be ashamed of himself for using such vernacular. The proper term is SCPE ... Sucrose Confection Parcel Engineer!!!
RichardPencil 32
Why did he get in trouble? No one likes loose, unconsolidated fudge. Fudge is best when it is firmly packed.
Dave_Davington 34
You have to admit, that is pretty funny.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
never heard this before... what does it mean?
thelittlem 15
It's someone that works in a fudge factory.
Based_Arthur 20
It’s a derogatory term for gay people
Ishvah 15
really? I thought it meant a white person sleeping with a black guy. shows how much I know.
Suaria 38
Derogatory term for gay men to be more specific from the comment above.
Elizabeth McElveen Horne 19
It's a crude term for a homosexual man engaging in anal sex. If you need more explanation, I'm not sure what to say.
Cali 57
I learn something new here every day.
boopingsnoot 25
It's a homophobic euphamism for someone who is on the receiving end of anal sex
Dave_Davington 34
Giving end, actually. They're the ones packing the "fudge", rather than having their own "fudge" packed.
peithecelt 28
did you not know his uncle's were inappropriate homophobes? because, well, I know my siblings, and my husband's and know which ones my daughter is going to learn inappropriate things from... so don't let her hand out with them without someone to buffer their crazy.
davecross 11
I bet that that teacher is a fudge packer
iwin8166 13
I think I’m this uncle. Lol
GhostFox 34
Homophobic, immature, inappropriate, and irresponsible?
Glowworm56 27
Did your son actually know what the term meant or was just innocently saying it because he learnt it from his uncle? If so, you may need to have a talk with him and explain that the term is not appropriate to say.