Today, my son had to call me from his school's principal's office because he was disrupting his health class by laughing whenever the teacher said "Sex". My son is 16. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, I got a call from my 8 year-old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML
Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML
Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, my son's school called me at work to let me know my son had broken his leg playing soccer, so I had to come and take him to hospital. I told my boss I had to leave, explaining why. He asked, "How old is your son? - 16. - He's 16 and he still needs his mother? You're not leaving!" FML
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SkoomaKi 28
Teacher - "So class let's learn at safe sex beca..." OP - "HAHAHAHAHH he said sex!" Teacher - "I don't see how saying the word sex....." OP - "crying"
emILYforever 0
haha that's like a kid in my class:) then we play penis:) and he can't stop laughing://////
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Comments (49)
SooInnLovee 6
I know people in college who laugh at the word "penis" and "******" so don't feel bad. He is a boy and still in his teens of course he is going to be immature. Still, having to talk to the principal about this matter would be awkward...
desertpunk75 11
Kids in my tennis class cracked from the word "balls". A whole semester filled with people saying "did you get the balls HAHAHAHAHA". Made me want rip out their intestines, force feed them while I use my other hand to crush their internal organs from the inside and release live snakes into their bodies.
combatbunny 9
If the word still gives him the giggles then he's probably not out there doing it and for that I'd let him laugh to his hearts content.
afropuffjake 9
At least the boy's virginity is assured and he won't be raping girls anytime soon... Unless he easily succumbs to peer pressure and has a**hole friends
TylerDirty 15
lol people much older find sexual terms funny :p
kay_princess14 7
Come on now it's still funny
hateevryone 15
People think sexual things are funny.
skittlesmeep 4
Reading this made me giggle
silencebabyy 23
It mightve been a nervous laugh. If it was the teacher was a jerk for sending him to the office. Sometimes the subject makes people nervous/shy. Like for me (a female) it was really awkward talking about or hearing about it with my class and a teacher
tacocrunchy12 0
I once stomped peanuts in a bag during health to make peanut butter...