Today, my sister won a bet. She bet my best friend a burrito that I wouldn't lose my virginity within a year. I am twenty and have to drive my friend to Del Taco so he can buy my sister her victory burrito cause I didn't get laid. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I have to let my girlfriend go at me with a strap-on or forever be known as a sore loser. FML
Today, to celebrate my older sister's 21st birthday, my parents forced me to take the night off work so we could all go to the casino. Not only is this coming out of my vacation, I wasn't old enough to enter the casino, so I had to sit in the car. FML
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emmmilyyy 0
u don't have to drive anyone anywhere. have some dignity.
Beagle96 0
don't take it too hard on yourself. don't be in such a rush. save it for someone who cares fo you as you do them
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Comments (68)
Sarra88 4
Mmm...del taco. Man, how I miss that place.
IxImuffinIxI 0
i heard Del Tacos tacos look like diarhea lol im just saying...
suprmidgt 0
and the fact that drove them there is probably why you've not gotten laid. people don't respect pushovers let alone have sex with them. stand up for yourself.
Unbannedban 0
sometimes it's bitter :(
jose1760 1
well you should of had sex with yourself! did they said that counted?
usmcsupporter 0
@52 unmarried sex feels better because u can do as many as u want and not have to ve comitted to just 1
tamoodielovesmar 1
get laid by your best friend then. hed be fine with it if he got his taco, i bet
luvzanime1 1
At least that means your best friend bet you would loose your virginity.
marandanicole 3
aww buck up bud(:
nicoliosis7 0
did anyone else think of keisha fabo when they read del taco?