Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML
Today, I made a digital contact card for my department that needed to be sent to payroll. Since we didn't have one before, I sent a copy to the rest of the department to use if they wanted. I didn't send the blank though. I sent 100s of people all of my contact info. Somehow, I managed to misspell my own name too. FML
Today, I sent an email to my boss saying I'd fixed a glitch in our mail servers. He called me later, angrily shouting that I'd done a piss-poor job of fixing it, because my email had spammed his inbox with several hundred duplicate messages. FML
Today, I meant to forward an email to my friend mocking a coworker's email, but I hit "reply" instead of "forward". FML
Today, I sent an important email to my entire team, but I accidentally left a shopping list as the subject line. They responded with grocery items they needed. Nobody mentioned the email content. FML
Today, I got pulled off a hugely important project, all because I accidentally spelled "country" as "cuntry" in an email to our client. FML
Today, I spent ages writing a draft press release as part of a copywriting job application. I worked really hard and read it through several times before submitting. They emailed me to point out that I'd misspelled the name of the company. Twice. FML
Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML
Today, after returning to work from a week-long sickness, I sent out an apologetic email to all of my clients to explain my lack of communication due to absence. I realised afterwards I had put the subject line as 'Absense'. And sent it to all of my clients. FML
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I_am_stupid_also 6
So you have to get there before the rooster to get the good deals. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a pervert.
lotusflower007 0
I would fire you for being a petty bitch
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Comments (124)
ShinyHubbCap 0
Wow. Smooth.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
that's what she said...
andrewzzz 0
haha "you got here jizzt in time!"
randomguy1millon_fml 0
I got that email
DerrickJames 33
Maybe even smoother than a baby's bottom.
I_am_stupid_also 6
So you have to get there before the rooster to get the good deals. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a pervert.
Dr_Pepper_fml 3
lol....
brandonwong 18
you thought of it. you pervert
Itzy02 0
haha hey good solution.
DagnyTaggart 0
LOL @ ALL OF THESE COMMENTS. Seriously, rofl.
lindsaylu98 0
a rooster is coque...
NiceGuysDoWin 21
Then I guess I'm a pervert, because that was not the first thing to cross my mind.
roaminginsomniac 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You'd be fired if you worked for me. Seriously. That happens ONLY when you aren't paying attention, and you weren't. Fired!
lotusflower007 0
I would fire you for being a petty bitch
nomadxx7 0
Actually if you think about it it's rather funny in a crude way. You have to beat the **** to produce a kid anyways AND since it's a maternity store those women have already won the contest because they beat a **** themselves and now have the bun in the oven.
omgtooweird 0
haha. i like the way u think.
primogen18 0
That could totally work, otherwise... Get rooster stickers for the windows. Lots of them.
Drummer389000 0
yeah number five... I'd fire you for being a limp dick, stuck up bitch.
JordenAsplund 0
What a bitch...
1happymummy 14
JOBSWORTH!
AxCxDxDx 0
Maybe you'll get more customers with that!
Boddmon 0
Sex sells! works like a charm everytime
BlueTwist89 0
Wow, that was careless.
onnielief 4
Hilarious! Can you double check next time :-) IMMD
Darraghscoot 0
lmao off at a maternity shop too see the pun haha
AliceC_fml 3
I would laugh so hard if I got that in my email. It would be more funny because I'd know what you were trying to spell and made a typo. Which makes it more amusing to me.
AGGoddess 2
That is why you double check every email you send to clients/co-workers before you hit send.
FerrariCake 2
Considering that pregnancy is uncomfortable and a **** was responsible for it... you'll probably get a better response to your sale. It'll tap into the pregnant woman's primal desire to punish the man-member. Why would they want to beat a clock anyway?
ChibiChibi_fml 28
lol, great response.