Today, my sister won a bet. She bet my best friend a burrito that I wouldn't lose my virginity within a year. I am twenty and have to drive my friend to Del Taco so he can buy my sister her victory burrito cause I didn't get laid. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I have to let my girlfriend go at me with a strap-on or forever be known as a sore loser. FML
Today, to celebrate my older sister's 21st birthday, my parents forced me to take the night off work so we could all go to the casino. Not only is this coming out of my vacation, I wasn't old enough to enter the casino, so I had to sit in the car. FML
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emmmilyyy 0
u don't have to drive anyone anywhere. have some dignity.
Beagle96 0
don't take it too hard on yourself. don't be in such a rush. save it for someone who cares fo you as you do them
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Comments (68)
hobsonbrendan 0
keep it for love. you won't regret it then
beccaxoxo88 0
thats awesome!!!! save save save!! although if no one wants to sleep wit u then u need to get a make over;)
lovethelife_fml 0
why is sex such a game. I'm forty with kids and I wish I took sex more seriously when I was your age. believe me, it's so much better when you are married. don't believe what married comedians say. they support their family with anything that gets attention.
o0XMzMayX0o 0
dnt worry there is a right time for everything I was late in the trend too and I ended up marrying my first so I hope that gives u hope!
Newbie21 1
@37
areveillon_fml 3
it is, yeah...
daneeyoll 0
anything but burritos :(
kirakira333 0
also... atleast your best friend had faith in you!
jchansfan 0
Big deal. There's no set age you have to lose your virginity at. I think losing it to someone you don't care about for the aske of losing it is actually really stupid, personally. Make the first time with someone special. Nothing wrong with being a virgin, but there is something wrong with being a [man]hoe... lol :P
blahdasteph 0
bahaha sucks for you :|