Today, my sister was faced with the choice of getting a burger, or picking me up in a snowstorm. The burger won, and I had to travel 4km home by foot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML
Today, I got stuck in a blizzard. My mother never picked me up like she was supposed to, and wasn't answering her phone. After walking around for a half hour, freezing, I finally found her. Where was she? Sitting in Pizza Hut, having a great time. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML
Today, my family decided that we should have our breakfast at a hawker centre, so I passed my house key to my sister as she carries a bag with her. After our meal, she said she was meeting her friend, so we went back home instead, only to realize that the door was locked and my sister had the key. FML
Today, I attached fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML
Today, my sister drove past me while I was walking home in the rain. She honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML
Today, my boss had me walk a mile to the nearest store to get food for a party because she didn't want to lose her parking space at work. Her shopping list had two gallons of juice and a 10lb bag of ice... I had my legs and arms. FML
Today, as usual, I went to pick up my brother and sister from school in the rain. When we got to my truck, I realized I had locked us out. We had to walk home in the rain, only to find the spare house key had not been put back in its spot since the last time it was used. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML
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BadKitty14 7
Why couldn't she have done both?
StaceeeP 23
sounds like something my sister would do
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Comments (49)
ligerzero459 24
Kill her with kindness. Better to continue being nice and let that eat at her, than to stoop to her level
bmazzagatti 4
How far is 4km in the USA measurement of miles?
Phobic_fml 14
meh. that's only like 2.5 american.
PonyTails13 3
you can tell your grandkids it was barefoot, uphill, both ways ;)
Thatshortchick14 0
Welcome to 'Murica, we don't use kilometers :)
Whathefuck02 8
What a bitch. Pretend to take her out one day then go far away and leave her there. Tell everyone to ignore her. Then say you will collect her but don't. She could have gotten a burger on the way. Selfish and i want her dead.
lyndsayylouudogg 1
READ OR DIE TONIGHT AT 10:35 PM. 9 yearsago ... a person named jerry got dared to sleep in ahouse that was believed haunted. the ..next day hisfriends waited for him outside the house ... ... ...they had to go inside and sarech for him.they wentthrough every room exept the attic he wasntsupposed to sleep in the living room they went into the attic .hey saw jerrys corpse and they just leftbecause they were scared. but that night they alldied because of their friend . he killed them all formaking him sleep in that house if you dont sendthis to 11 comments you will die tonight by jerry ,example 1: a man named stewart read and didntbelieve it. he shut off his computer and wentthrough his day. that night while he was in bed heheard something outside of his door. he got up tolook and now he is dead .example 2: a girl namedhaley read this in the morning and she got scaredbut she didnt send it. she wanted to now if it wastrue . she went to school (she was only 13 yearsold) and that night she died if you dont post thison 11 cmments tonight jerry will vist you his isntfake. apparntly if yo copy and paste this to tencomments in the next ten minuets you will have thebest day of your life tomorrow. you will either get akissed or asked out if you brake this chain you willsee a little dead girl i your room tonight. in the next53 minuets someone will say i love you or i amsorry L
KoalaBek 23
She's not your taxi and you're not her responsibility. Take some responsibility for yourself and stop moaning.
millsjoshua949 12
Couldn't she have grabbed the burger and then come get you?