Today, my sister was faced with the choice of getting a burger, or picking me up in a snowstorm. The burger won, and I had to travel 4km home by foot. FML
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Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML
Today, I got stuck in a blizzard. My mother never picked me up like she was supposed to, and wasn't answering her phone. After walking around for a half hour, freezing, I finally found her. Where was she? Sitting in Pizza Hut, having a great time. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML
Today, my family decided that we should have our breakfast at a hawker centre, so I passed my house key to my sister as she carries a bag with her. After our meal, she said she was meeting her friend, so we went back home instead, only to realize that the door was locked and my sister had the key. FML
Today, I attached fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML
Today, my sister drove past me while I was walking home in the rain. She honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML
Today, my boss had me walk a mile to the nearest store to get food for a party because she didn't want to lose her parking space at work. Her shopping list had two gallons of juice and a 10lb bag of ice... I had my legs and arms. FML
Today, as usual, I went to pick up my brother and sister from school in the rain. When we got to my truck, I realized I had locked us out. We had to walk home in the rain, only to find the spare house key had not been put back in its spot since the last time it was used. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML
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BadKitty14 7
Why couldn't she have done both?
StaceeeP 23
sounds like something my sister would do
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Comments (49)
Rahii_nami 10
haha.....i guess burger must be more important for ur sister that she left u over there for a BURGER ......
theantonlolz 11
only 4km?
hulkhells 3
bitch please, you're canadian right, thank your bitch sister for making you stronger, its not like snowstorms are RARE in fucken Canada!
Caribbeankid14 10
Don't seem like a "choice" to me...Lol
Not_Impressed13 9
I feel for ya, OP! I have had to walk that in -35º when my car broke down because no-one would answer the phone..
MDTeddy 13
I don't understand people. I for one would not walk home and just stay until someone cared enough to come get me. If nobody cared then I guess I won't be sleeping at home. Also, Op's daughter is fat since she took the burger. Op should put a worm in her next meal...or cum. O.o...I heard a story except it was a diner someone worked at and his ex ate there with her new bf who she was marrying after a break up three weeks ago something like that when he was with her for a year or two. I don't remember.
bjdog98 9
What a bitch.
mattlw 25
Cut the tires on her car. Ah, maybe thats a little harsh. At least pour tons of confetti down the vents in her car, and turn the blower on high speed, and open all the vents. Next time she turns her car on it will be like party time in there.
eightpack007 7
She couldn't pick you up after she got the burger?
Lop0 11
4km really isn't far.