Today, my sister drove past me while I was walking home in the rain. She honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML
Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
Today, I was cycling home when I saw my sister, who lives a 4 hour drive away, walking past me on the path. I turned my head and called to her, causing me not to notice the pothole in front of me. My front wheel went in and I went over the handlebars. It wasn't even my sister. FML
Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML
Today, as usual, I went to pick up my brother and sister from school in the rain. When we got to my truck, I realized I had locked us out. We had to walk home in the rain, only to find the spare house key had not been put back in its spot since the last time it was used. FML
Today, my sister was faced with the choice of getting a burger, or picking me up in a snowstorm. The burger won, and I had to travel 4km home by foot. FML
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Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
To make the situation more interesting, you should have stolen and hot-wired a parked car, and chased after her in high speed pursuit.
nagbackdive 0
you should've collected rain water and then poured it on her after you got home yelling "see how it feels, dirty ****!"
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iAmScrubs 19
To make the situation more interesting, you should have stolen and hot-wired a parked car, and chased after her in high speed pursuit.
nagbackdive 0
you should've collected rain water and then poured it on her after you got home yelling "see how it feels, dirty ****!"
jayslilsoulja 3
haha that would be sad
HyundaiOwner7 0
and hit two parked cars... phew!
pertained 12
raindrops keep falling on my head they keep falling...on my he~ad
urdirtyolduncle 15
What a bitch!
YacL 15
And people wonder why siblings have a reputation of not liking each other.
DudeImBetter 0
you should've flipped her off to let her know you mean business.
plataapusss 0
you shouldve waved at her an smiled
lolahszdope 0
look at the bright side ...at least there wasn't a huge puddle next to you, nd she drove by it, splashed you with dirty water, and kept it moving. You're lucky she just honked and waved. lols
PurpleRae420 0
No that's not a bitch that's a STUCK UP **** who apparently is too selfish to take the tampon out her ass for one second to care about you!
VEVO_fml 0
revenge for all the times you blackmailed her lol
luvppl 6
did anyone notice OP's username?
iNekoGamergurl 0
113, you're stuck up and rude yourself. I swear on EVERY comment you get thumbs down/your comment is buried -.-" literally, all of them (that I've seen). Please, just.. stop commenting ._."
roosdedoos 7
At least she honked.
quiet_Wyatt 0
obvious fail comment is obvious. Lawl
qwert1994 0
I agree, we must get the same situation where they drive by, put their heads out the window and middle finger you.
qwert1994 0
I agree, we must get the same situation where they drive by, put their heads out the window and middle finger you.
fmart 0
wow she must rele love u
orphinz 3
and your english teacher must really hate you.
HyundaiOwner7 0
And Jim Carrey must really hate you.
vyktor_fml 0
And Apple must really hate you.
example947 0
did someone say Jim Carrey??? =D
sexylicious 4
my thoughts exactly
TKrisha_fml 5
it spelled really
nmearayta 0
*it's* ^^^
dabo_fml 0
fail
NagatoPain 4
I hate you
mismonroe 0
This whole thread= Fail.
mackop 0
this whole thread= hilarious!!
Zombieslayer1 0
You should have just kept up the "and so and so must hate you" comments, it's more funny that way. Why does someone always have to **** up those chained messages?
vyktor_fml 0
^ Exactly what I was thinking.
ddubsoldiergrl 0
maybe you should stay after school so your English teacher can help you out with your grammar. then your spelling teacher should help you so you can spell correctly.
steveakafranxy 7
And Chuck Norris must really hate you. there, I said it. also, hoo kars abut speling
BShady96 0
snickerdoodles must really hate you ...too soon?
jayslilsoulja 3
aww that sucks go home and punch her in the face :)
Moota 9
26 times punch her in the face.-
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
gee there just isn't anything like family
whiteboy7thst 2
At least she didn't splash you...
techweed 12
Bitch. No offense to you sister. Bitch.
marinus_fml 20
It could have been worse, she could have drove through a puddle near you!
Jacobt24 19
Ha all of your comments are about the brightside and how things could be worse
SuPeR_bAsS 0
I guess that's true.
ThanksKarma 0
Or call and say her car is smoking really bad. gahaha!
vyktor_fml 0
There's nothing wrong with optimism.
jbo116 0
Why can't you man up and walk home in the rain?
marinus_fml 20
Then she"d have to grow some balls...
iheartbewbies 0
Agreed 11. It's rain. Suck it up little princess.
example947 0
...she did walk home in the rain..
iheartbewbies 0
Idiot. He means he is telling her to man up about it a stop complaining.
roperap 0
nerd
chrisakapookie 1
you dont have to be a man to walk home in the rain
999pun999 0
so i guess you consider walking in the rain manly..............
Tyler12108 0
You would have gotten her car seats wet if you got in though OP
holymolybro 0
Throw something at her, goddamnit.
steveoliv 0
best advise! make it something hard with edges :)