Today, my family decided that we should have our breakfast at a hawker centre, so I passed my house key to my sister as she carries a bag with her. After our meal, she said she was meeting her friend, so we went back home instead, only to realize that the door was locked and my sister had the key. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as usual, I went to pick up my brother and sister from school in the rain. When we got to my truck, I realized I had locked us out. We had to walk home in the rain, only to find the spare house key had not been put back in its spot since the last time it was used. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML
Today, I didn't have my key, so my sister told me to call her to let me in. I called, no answer. I waited for 15 minutes and then called my dad complaining about her, still being outside. She popped her out the window and yelled, "Don't talk about me, bitch!" and wouldn't open the door. FML
Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML
Today, my sister couldn't find the spare key I gave her for my apartment, so I had to pay a $50 fee to the leasing office. Not 30 minutes after paying, she found the key. In her purse. On her keychain. FML
Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML
Today, I arrived to work at exactly 8 so I could leave at exactly 5, without overtime. I found out later that my brother took my keys with him somewhere and now I can't enter the house until he gets back at 11. FML
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RichardPencil 32
What the **** is a "hawker centre?" Is it wise to eat there? Did you and your family get diarrhea? Did the hawks peck at you and try to steal your food? We gotta know!
RichardPencil 32
So, basically it's where you go to get diarrhea or eat covid-flavored bats? Seems unsanitary.
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RichardPencil 32
What the **** is a "hawker centre?" Is it wise to eat there? Did you and your family get diarrhea? Did the hawks peck at you and try to steal your food? We gotta know!
Marcella1016 32
No, you misunderstood. A “hawker” is one who hawks stolen goods. So someone is out there robbing anything from grocery stores to high-class restaurants to cans of beans from hobos. You never know what you’re going to get! And since this is a “centre” I imagine it’s flea market style - tons of hawkers hawking their wares as far as the eye can see! Any type of breakfast food you want - they got it! Good luck finding your sister and keys amid all that! Hope your hawked breakfast was worth it!
Marcella1016 32
Oh my holy wow I just looked it up and it’s basically exactly as I described 😂😂😂 Google a pic - OP will never find his sister in that market! “A hawker centre or cooked food centre is an open-air complex commonly found in Hong Kong, Malaysia and Singapore. They were built to provide a more sanitary alternative to mobile hawker carts and contain many stalls that sells different varieties of affordable meals. “
RichardPencil 32
Are you ******* with me? There's a big market where all the goods are stolen?
RichardPencil 32
So, basically it's where you go to get diarrhea or eat covid-flavored bats? Seems unsanitary.
Marcella1016 32
Actually the COVID is safer if you ingest it straight from the bat because it hasn’t had the 5G added yet. /s For anyone who could possibly take that seriously (and it’s unfortunate that there are many), that was a JOKE.
Marcella1016 32
“Are you ******* with me? There’s a market where all the goods are stolen?” Yeah it used to be called a “fencer’s market” but they got too many people coming in with requests for epees.
RichardPencil 32
Curses, Marcella, foiled again! Touché!
Muhd Hazrie 10
No, its a place to eat though. I think you should check it up on Google...
RichardPencil 32
I never look up anything that I'm completely unfamiliar with. I have PTSD after looking up Blue Waffle.