Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting using my laptop, while eating a bag of Starbursts. The bag slid off the bed, so I went to catch it and in the process my knee hit my laptop, which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my laptop to save 11 Starbursts from falling. FML
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML
Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML
Today, my sister was faced with the choice of getting a burger, or picking me up in a snowstorm. The burger won, and I had to travel 4km home by foot. FML
Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled a big glass of water on the table, where I had some papers, my cellphone, and a box of donuts. With lightning reflexes, my sister heroically jumped forward and saved the donuts. FML
Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML
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DjeePee 25
And that's the reason why you don't let little brothers and sisters touch your stuff if nobody is watching them.
LexxyLiime 0
Umm, her iPod/iPhone...?
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Comments (83)
romskiies 0
I would too
responses 0
make her another one
Lozza111 0
hmm... sandwich or laptop, that is the question
edwinadi 0
pffffff me 2 xDD.
romskiies 0
nope just at the top of these comments XD thread jackers not welcomed tonight lol grrr dafp
jplumbob 4
depends on the type of sandwich.
romskiies 0
grrrrr I shall. zap you >;) aha zzzzzzzzaaaaaaaapppp zap zap zzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaapppppp
degrassilovur 0
I would save the sandwich too(:...! only if it was turkey tho(:...!! with spiced honey dressinggg....!!! (:(:
haleyisawsomee 0
sounds like something I would do :)
hooah33 0
£500? what is that in real dollars?
piinkbunnii 1
#27 has the correct idea!! But why do posts always have to ask why, like we're having a convo together?
JoeMamas 0
Sounds like a cheap ass laptop. You're better off. Next time, buy a Mac.
RedPillSucks 33
500 pounds is like 1000 dollars. Doesn't sound cheap at all.
mypod66 0
I misses this one !
GabinoFlo 0
#27 pic looks like she's dead drunk. especiallly the girl all the way to the left lol drunk bi**
ButtonEyedGypsy 0
This will forever prove that children aren't supposed to be on the Internet. And my little sister KNOWS that she isn't allowed on mine or my brothers. Draw the line, seperate your grounds.
ryguy997 0
where is freeze when you need him? he shall shoot all thread-jackers! (except me cuz I am putting a call that needs to be seen that wouldn't be seen down their.
Jessi2487 0
op maybe u should trip her down the stairs and drop her out of a 1 story window. then slam her head between the broken laptop and take her sandwich... at least thts wat ill do in that situation
cesdzd 0
only in france m/
brandy18 0
me too :)
imballinlol 0
YDI for letting a child use your laptop. Why not get her one of those fake Little Tikes laptops? Or maybe you need the fake one and give your sister the real one. :)
cywoods 0
that would be like only $200 in America
NextPornStar 0
In Soviet Russia, the pussy eats you.
jpest17 5
if it was a mac good ridence if pc I feel you, macs screwed up garrysmod and they still need to fix it.
bentheman 0
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well shes probably fat so in her defense she was probably starving.
vickieyeah 0
AHHAHA
mvnt 0
lmaoo wow
x3CeCe 0
Lol OP must of got an new laptop. How else would she be able to write this fml
LexxyLiime 0
Umm, her iPod/iPhone...?
LexxyLiime 0
Umm, her iPod/iPhone...?
DjeePee 25
And that's the reason why you don't let little brothers and sisters touch your stuff if nobody is watching them.
Lahariim 8
My sentiments exactly!
lickmyjock 0
sammich*
JokeMeister 0
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A £500 sandwich? Money, not weight. I hope it was good.
billionair11 20
You, off my planet, now.
ynnhoj 2
hahaha ur sister is awsome
Malasinus 0
How could you expect a little girl to lift a five hundred pound laptop? You probably broke it and are trying to blame it on her.
loludeserveit 0
lol I c what you did thar...!
sidward101 9
haha clever so funny i forgot to laugh
aardvarkish 17
You better straighten the poor girl out or she'll end up as somebody's wife!
LilAfo 4
and drop her husband down the stairs or what? :/
aardvarkish 17
There's an idea.
LilAfo 4
lol "please do not try this at home"
LilAfo 4
lol sammichs ftw :)