Today, my sister was faced with the choice of getting a burger, or picking me up in a snowstorm. The burger won, and I had to travel 4km home by foot. FML
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Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML
Today, I got stuck in a blizzard. My mother never picked me up like she was supposed to, and wasn't answering her phone. After walking around for a half hour, freezing, I finally found her. Where was she? Sitting in Pizza Hut, having a great time. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML
Today, my family decided that we should have our breakfast at a hawker centre, so I passed my house key to my sister as she carries a bag with her. After our meal, she said she was meeting her friend, so we went back home instead, only to realize that the door was locked and my sister had the key. FML
Today, I attached fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML
Today, my sister drove past me while I was walking home in the rain. She honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML
Today, my boss had me walk a mile to the nearest store to get food for a party because she didn't want to lose her parking space at work. Her shopping list had two gallons of juice and a 10lb bag of ice... I had my legs and arms. FML
Today, as usual, I went to pick up my brother and sister from school in the rain. When we got to my truck, I realized I had locked us out. We had to walk home in the rain, only to find the spare house key had not been put back in its spot since the last time it was used. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML
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BadKitty14 7
Why couldn't she have done both?
StaceeeP 23
sounds like something my sister would do
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Comments (49)
alexafml 5
Should've called a cab
chanellgymnast 17
I don't understand why she couldn't just get the burger while she was on the way to pick you up? Some sister...
c4rpi0 20
It must have been one good ass burger
Enzi_fml 21
EX sister, I hope?
NurseJonathan 9
What? I don't think it's possible to disown your sister. Trust me. Been trying for seventeen years.
Enzi_fml 21
Was poking fun at the people who read an FML about some boyfriend/girlfriend doing something rude, and then immediately tell OP to "dump them". :)
gameover18 17
I thought Canada was full of nice people.
Odyy_fml 7
Only to tourists.
onorexveritas 24
wow...I hope you didn't get frostbite
TwinkleToesLOL 11
Is your sister hot?
Ella_fml 17
She'll be jealous when she sees how fit you got thanks to her - While she was sitting munching on her big mac, you were working through 4km of snow. I hope you made it home alright, OP, your sister sounds like a jerk.
chuckcloninger 12
Paybacks will be hell!
CheeseHater 23
I don't have a sister, but if I did, I would punish her for not apologizing for the evil deeds other women do. Okay, maybe a bit harsh, but it seems that almost all douchebags on FML are either women or fathers.