Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML
Today, my pregnant sister has apparently always loved my boyfriend's name and wants to give it to her child. She expects me to break up with my boyfriend so "it doesn't get weird." FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, my brother and his girlfriend are fighting about something they agreed on YEARS ago. Every couple of months this argument comes back and his girlfriend changes the rules or the definition. I can’t believe she gonna become my sister-in-law. FML
Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML
Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML
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Top comments
Blacksxe 1
Tell him you would change the size of his penis.
perdix 31
If the sister gets a new name, she won't be able to date anyone else. But if you get your bulbous, misshapen, grotesque banana nose fixed, you'll be able to have your choice of many more guys!
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Comments (104)
AmyDeeAri 8
Wow the classic last name change... At least your bf was being honest and not trying to get lucky :)
eatpraylovee44 0
Damn. xD
Jaydee_5 8
Be happy with what you have, regardless of what other people say. :)
Ebonylynn7 0
Well that's akward...
bellalafarga 0
That sucks, and kinda meann.
hoonyer 17
Hey be happy your boyfriends honest and not just looking to get some
Adovock 6
I don't understand what's wrong. She asked a question, and he was honest. He coulda easily said the same thing and gotten laid, but instead he decided to be honest. Respect points for the boy!
kei1108 13
I think he's a little disrespectful. And that -- maybe I'm jumping the gun-- you should break up with him. He's obviously not serious about your relationship from this anecdote! But on the other hand, it's stupid to ask someone what they would change because they would just have to flatter you! If they were really honest with them, then you'd be insulted. So don't you think it's a pointless question?
thejedi08 10
did he try to break your nose?
dabassxslappa 0
Hey, at least he didn't say the size of your boobs.