Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML
Today, my pregnant sister has apparently always loved my boyfriend's name and wants to give it to her child. She expects me to break up with my boyfriend so "it doesn't get weird." FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, my brother and his girlfriend are fighting about something they agreed on YEARS ago. Every couple of months this argument comes back and his girlfriend changes the rules or the definition. I can’t believe she gonna become my sister-in-law. FML
Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML
Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML
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Top comments
Blacksxe 1
Tell him you would change the size of his penis.
perdix 31
If the sister gets a new name, she won't be able to date anyone else. But if you get your bulbous, misshapen, grotesque banana nose fixed, you'll be able to have your choice of many more guys!
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Comments (104)
carioki34 7
Not all relationships are the same.
trismagestus 19
BOYFRIEND, I AM DISAPPOINT!
sonnyyx 6
At least he was being honest?
NotDave 0
At least he said something original rather than a cheesy pickup line....
TKello 6
I like your boyfriend's response better than your sister's. Only because it seems like you guys are in a relationship that's gotten past the sugary-coated bullshit and know each other faults more.
JinxosGirl87 0
If my BF said something cheesy like "change my last name", I would corner him and demand a REAL answer!
kaykay20 0
That means he wants to marry her and have his last name changed to hers. So why would you pin your guy to the wall and demand a real answer after basically getting proposed to?
kaykay20 0
Oops her last name to his
honeybuncher 3
mehh.
TheGreenArrow 3
Why do you women ask question to which you don't want to hear the answer? "Am I fat? does this make me look fat? What are you thinking about?" don't ask for honesty when you can't deal with it.
toalysium 15
That must mean you have nice ****, generally those would have been the first choice.
tydunham22 7
honestly if you didnt want an honest answer dont ask the question im a girl and asking a question like that just leads to a fight obviously you want your bf to say "nothing your perfect" but guys just dont do that it shouldnt bother you that much anyways he could have said more then one thing
swinglifeaway123 8
*than Not then.