Today, my pregnant sister has apparently always loved my boyfriend's name and wants to give it to her child. She expects me to break up with my boyfriend so "it doesn't get weird." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, I realized I hate my boyfriend's little sister enough to break up with him. FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, my little sister brought home her new boyfriend. He has an impressive job and is very charming and attractive. Apparently I'm the only one slightly bothered by the fact that he's 35 and she's 19. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
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Top comments
leo1106 15
I seriously hope it's the hormones talking. Otherwise, that's quite the nerve.
marcelmg 10
it doesnt get weird if she has an abortion.
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Comments (40)
justsaying07 4
I think it's too late for that (not making it weird)
Garybuseyesteeth 0
Don't do it, you had your boyfriend first, you shouldn't have to break up with him just because your sister wants his name.
CallMeMrFunny 0
Here, tell her to name her child a different name so "it doesn't get werid"
RichardPencil 32
That's not necessary. Once she names the kid for your boyfriend, he'll either bang her or get the hell out.
Tripartita 45
• Wants to name her child after your boyfriend. • Wants you to break up with your boyfriend. Yeah, I suspect nothing else is be going on… it's just name-reuse weirdness she's worried about…
Tripartita 45
"is be going on"? Smooth, Trip. Smooooth.
mariri9206 32
If it helps, I didn't even notice "is be going on" until you pointed it out. Fun fact: Putting a wrong/extra word in a sentence will often go overlooked. Like, unless someone is really, really, really paying attention, the brain will just, like, skip over it.
antonov6 0
Huh. That never occurred to me.
fsomelife 26
Totally works. You only said 'really' once, right?
mariri9206 32
Oh, yeah, I definitely only put in one "really" 34. ;)
cheshireau 26
Hahaha.. no.
cheshireau 26
How does this get a negative vote? She should dump her Boyfriend? If that was asked of me I would respond the same.
amileah13 26
Please tell me I'm not the only one saying "WTF?"
NeneJPhilly 8
Oh no, I'm right here with you. What the hell is Sis's problem?
marcelmg 10
it doesnt get weird if she has an abortion.
LyricaSilvan 30
Too far, dude. Too far.
queencabello 19
I hate cheaters
LyricaSilvan 30
Good for you. It sure is a shame that this FML has nothing to do with that type of subject matter.
queencabello 19
Shut up
brianna1494 27
Why should they shut up? I mean, your comment was pretty irrelevant to the post, they only pointed that out.
Helldemon 32
Considering her sister is probably cheating with her boyfriend, not sure how it's irrelevant.
annaovd1 8
Find a friend with the same name as your sister, and tell your sister to change her name because it'll get weird.