Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview, then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, only to see that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Halfway through dinner, I noticed my mascara was smudging, so I tried to discreetly wipe it off with my napkin. As I looked up, my date was staring at me with wide eyes. Apparently, I had smeared it all over my face and I looked like a raccoon. He didn’t even offer to help me fix it, just smirked. FML
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vanaathiel 13
Why would you pick a zit while on a date? And even if you did, why did you not go the the washroom to prevent this very thing from happening?!? YDI
aback 5
Do that in the bathroom and wash your hands after. Yuk--I bet you didn't even wash your hands after picking that zit, before you ate dinner. Your date was probably having trouble keeping his food down. Nasty.
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iBimmer 0
You must be ugly and fat also. Stop eating junk food and get a life. YDI
iBimmer 0
huh? what rules? what's wrong with saying she's probably fat and ugly, and should stop eating junk food? And yeah, she should get a life. YDI, OP.
iKaite 0
Dude, thats out of order.
arienh4 0
Respect and good manners are essential. Don't post any shocking or hateful comments about the other users or the original poster of the FML you are commenting on. Remember that Fmylife is a site open to a wide audience. That rule.
kcslgvr 11
just for the record, junk food does not make you have zits. touching your face with oils and bacteria already on your hands helps form them, but not certain foods, you idiot. and if she is on a date, she obviously does have a life, unlike someone like you who calls people fat and ugly just to make themselves feel better. why dont you just shut the **** up, because people obviously dont want to hear what assholes like you have to say.
SHEKIRA 0
How do you not notice blood dripping down your face... or not even bother to check if anything is coming out or how it looks after...
iBimmer 0
Either the guy liked it or you looked better with that zit with a blood trail. Maybe he's a vampire?
Young_Sparta 0
this FML is what i would like to call shallow and pedantic.
madalynk 0
What the hell is wrong with you?!
Icalasari 0
#48: Actually, if I remember correctly, a study was done, and it showed that a chemical in chocolate can aggravate acne
Alice_Cullen7 0
Eww. That sucks!
sexymessy 0
Yeah that and its gross!Why would you do that on a date?! I hate when people pick at their face,it only makes it worse and can leave scars!
divineinstrument 2
I have to agree. The idea of people picking zits and scabs and stuff is just disgusting. It doesn't help the situation in any way
osht 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ha! Owned! 1st woot!
IScreamRawr 4
Fail.
vanaathiel 13
Why would you pick a zit while on a date? And even if you did, why did you not go the the washroom to prevent this very thing from happening?!? YDI
redbluegreen 41
I know, right? Don't girls usually go to the bathroom after a movie anyway? Even if it's just to check on their makeup and hair, they still do it.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
why would we need to check our face and hair after sitting still for a couple hours...
Muninn 0
Yawning. Blinking. Sneezing. Sitting in a dusty room. Sweating. Skin oils. Anything else that entails breathing, tearing up, or not being an android, mainly.
Mydeadrose 1
haha youre ******* lame. how can you go on a date to a ****** movie and not make out or do shit? everybody does that. you are ******* lame lmfao fyl
Stay_beautiful 0
No, #94, YOU are lame, being that you can't even put together an entire sentence without saying "****". Get a new vocabulary, then come talk to us when you're a big boy, k?
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
Dude, not every person is a horn-dog like you that only makes out and does shit like that on a date. Dates are meant to be fun and comfortable, not sexual and shit. What the hell is wrong with you. YOU are just a lame horny bastard. OP, sorry that happened, butnext time either go into a bathroom and make sure you aren;t bleeding or just leave the acne alone. I learned that the hard way. XD
irononreverse 0
I do this. Even if it's just to check I don't have sleep in my eyes or popcorn on my face (I don't know how, it just gets everywhere. I eat popcorn like someone wearing boxing gloves)
SammyS2012 21
I don't think I have ever made out in a movie theater with my boyfriend and we've been dating for years. I just find that disrespectful to everyone else around us; you can do that in private.
notgoodatall 0
first!!!!!! wow that sucks. I've had something similar happen to me
Moemoemoe_fml 0
fail XD
core755 0
Stop saying first and stop saying fail. Jesus.
vespr 0
fail
kionnalexus 0
You should've excused yourself to the bathroom to make sure you didn't look gross xD You totally deserved that one.
blumpkin69 0
fail
JrWriter 2
ouch how embarrassing. YDI for trying to pop it though, leave it to heal:)
killuhb 0
first.. your an idiot.. didn't your parents teach you not to pop zits in public
sickinlove13 0
What's the second part of your comment?
girandwogpig 0
no he's saying that he's first even though he's a dipshit.
generalsmith2 0
fuckhead
aback 5
Do that in the bathroom and wash your hands after. Yuk--I bet you didn't even wash your hands after picking that zit, before you ate dinner. Your date was probably having trouble keeping his food down. Nasty.