Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML
Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
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Top comments
Curtieeeez 0
Unlucky, if you ask me. Beat her with the broken guitar.
evilwoody 0
man, as a fellow guitar player, I feel for you on this. That's bullshit. Hearing a guitar thats worth so much go and get smashed just cause she has a temper tantrum, it's ****** up. I suggest beating her ass till she pays for another identical or vintage guitar or you break her shit till it adds up to a grand.
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Comments (307)
zachman3334 0
She sounds like a bitch. Make her pay for it.
oogyboogy 6
When I was little my sister melted and boiled my Lego set worth 300 dollars
lifeislife_fml 0
Boiled? ...Wow...
1nicent1 0
This is a great FML!! Better than all the other garbage FMLs hah!! FYL
JoeBlandon 0
**** punt that hoe.
hellogoodbyexo09 0
Dude, if I were yu,I would beat hte living shit outta her.Then make her or your mom buy a new one for you :). Have fun.
stringking21 0
I would throw her out the goddam window but guys she just cant get them a new guitar guitars have more sentsmental valu than $$ value N bull crap no way squires sound better n even if they do they cant hold a tune worth a crap
24788 7
Make her buy you a new one. That's just a bit far.
Mexistache 0
First demand she pay you back, if she doesn't get your parents to make her, if she can't make the payment move on to step 2. STEP 2: Plant crack on her and call the police, she will do a lot of jail time. If that's too harsh then plant weed/ tell parents, or shit on her pillow.
ilovetaylor 0
hahahahaha I AGREE!!!
Rota 0
Kill her.
happy_me 0
way to bring you into her fight