Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, my sister came out as lesbian and my parents kicked her out of the house. I was also kicked out for supporting her. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, after being supportive for nearly a year, my brother finally came out of the closet and introduced the family to his new boyfriend. His new boyfriend happens to be my ex-boyfriend. Guess I know why that didn't work out now. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML
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WavRace 14
Toss their asses back in the closet and lock it.
myanichole 22
That gonna suck... Your own niece/nephew being a constant reminder that your boyfriend cheated on you and your sister betrayed you... Sorry op. You'll find someone better anyways.
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Comments (104)
Lehk 9
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
What a sad situation. It's outrageous to me that your sister could do such a thing to betray you. Hasn't she ever heard that blood's thinker than water?
nix1993 41
Yeah but sperm is thicker than blood, and her sister is obviously a nasty little tramp.
alanharvey15 13
I wonder your mom would say if your sister under 18 and time for a new boyfriend op
rockwrench 18
So let me get this straight. Your BF's child gets your sis prego. So that makes him a grandpa and you an aunt. So you marry your bf and become a aunt-ma? That's messed up.
lumene 17
What are you smoking? Her dickface boyfriend got her sister pregnant...
ToxicTyrael 26
OP's sis is pregnant from OP's ex and therefore with her ex's child.
rockwrench 18
So let me get this straight. Op's ex got sis prego? Thought Op's boyfriend did. I got to quit smoking that shit.
ToxicTyrael 26
Are you kidding? I'm referring to OP's bf as her ex because I assume that OP dumped his a** So yes 'OP's bf got her sis prego'
rockwrench 18
Yes, just kidding.
loverlyfleece 10
I bet your parents will eternally consider you the " good child." I'm sorry that turd face broke your heart and your sister is a nasty *****.
Tutetheblack 20
At first I read boyfriend as best friend,I was like ouch then I read it again. Yeah, your life sucks.
FitFriday 32
Poaching is so not cool, especially if it's your sister! FYL OP
ToxicTyrael 26
I'm curious wheather your sister plans on keeping this child or abort it.
Laylette 21
joke's on them because now they have to deal with an unplanned pregnancy!
ToxicTyrael 26
True but it won't undo the betraial. It's sh*tty for every party.
superwhovian 16
Wow I can't believe either of them would do that and your sister too wow