Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, my sister came out as lesbian and my parents kicked her out of the house. I was also kicked out for supporting her. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, after being supportive for nearly a year, my brother finally came out of the closet and introduced the family to his new boyfriend. His new boyfriend happens to be my ex-boyfriend. Guess I know why that didn't work out now. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML
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Top comments
WavRace 14
Toss their asses back in the closet and lock it.
myanichole 22
That gonna suck... Your own niece/nephew being a constant reminder that your boyfriend cheated on you and your sister betrayed you... Sorry op. You'll find someone better anyways.
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Comments (104)
19990231 29
Congratulations! That's what people say in this circumstance right?
Steve95401 49
FYL might be a more appropriate response.
Cozy_Blanket 16
Quite often yes, but definitely not in this case!
p_diddy77 19
Too bad you can't dump a sister. Neither of them deserve to have you in they're lives.
Kitty_Kat44 31
You can't dump them but you can sure disown them.
emeraldisle 30
*their lives
Ellykay 17
Shut the **** up* ^
MotoGP_Fan 11
Maybe your sister will stay with your, hopefully, ex-boyfriend and in the long run it will turn out horrible! OP, I think you and your sister should have a talk and hopefully it won't turn into an argument.
Darkness_Hate 29
First the guy who broke up via text message for another girl then that cheater..Can't guys control themselves anymore..
Jmgonzo 10
Those are two people. I'm pretty sure two people don't represent all men.
ItsDutch 16
A small sample doesn't stand for all guys. Plus it isn't just guys, females do it too. Just scumbags being scumbags.
ItsDutch 16
cheating on someone is ****** up to begin with, let alone it being your sister. Give them the boot, they're not worth your time
patrickalamo 48
Don't walk away... Run
i_needa_username 17
Wtf I hope ur ok OP
Vivi99 12
Op I'm sorry that happened I hope you fine a better guy and as for your sister I'm not sure but I wish you the best of luck.
sp00derman 23
atleast he was only your boyfriend and not your husband.
cari_cat 19
And at least OP isn't pregnant (as far as we know) no need for one of those stories.
potato63 10
Lol and now she has to live with them lol sucks to be her
shmoooopie 29
What are you talking about?
ToxicTyrael 26
The fu** is wrong with you potato?