Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, my sister came out as lesbian and my parents kicked her out of the house. I was also kicked out for supporting her. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, after being supportive for nearly a year, my brother finally came out of the closet and introduced the family to his new boyfriend. His new boyfriend happens to be my ex-boyfriend. Guess I know why that didn't work out now. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML
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WavRace 14
Toss their asses back in the closet and lock it.
myanichole 22
That gonna suck... Your own niece/nephew being a constant reminder that your boyfriend cheated on you and your sister betrayed you... Sorry op. You'll find someone better anyways.
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Comments (104)
ForeverJasmine 26
Time to dump that cheater and never talk to your sister again
ezrajab 22
I smell springer in your future
RMP15 8
I wouldn't blame you if you never talked to either of them again. Like seriously they deserve that and worse.
qr_fml 21
Your sister is fudged up for doing that....
ImBetterInPerson 11
*ex-boyfriend* right?
Nessco 36
I guess this now makes you 'the other woman' or mistress. Sucks that they would do that to you.
Sheepalicious 20
This situation screams "Jerry Springer" all over it.
turtlechickenpie 4
That's guys more of a dick than an actual dick
Guyosi 3
I'd castrate the SOB.
am_bugg 20
Am I the only one wondering what your parents said?? Or if they even know??