Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, my sister came out as lesbian and my parents kicked her out of the house. I was also kicked out for supporting her. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, after being supportive for nearly a year, my brother finally came out of the closet and introduced the family to his new boyfriend. His new boyfriend happens to be my ex-boyfriend. Guess I know why that didn't work out now. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML
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WavRace 14
Toss their asses back in the closet and lock it.
myanichole 22
That gonna suck... Your own niece/nephew being a constant reminder that your boyfriend cheated on you and your sister betrayed you... Sorry op. You'll find someone better anyways.
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Comments (104)
mareike 16
So glad that I don't have a sister
acrym 5
You have an absolutely horrible sister.
bhopejohnston 16
Punch her in the throat.
BlackFire4890 16
just wait until she has the baby. then the day she's leaving the hospital after having it meet her it the hospital parking lot kick her ass and sending her right back in.
candyguurl 9
bitch smack both of them and dump your bf
littlemissmiata 9
people have no sense of loyalty these days. I'm sorry OP.
nyagemini23 22
I'm so sorry to hear that. That's painful
walexstover13388 2
damnnnn
NostalgiaFreak9 43
That must be devastating to hear about.
ymcucheer 3
Wow no offense but yo sis a lil hoe and your bf a lil scrub dump that nigga and beat that bitch