Today, my husband rejected sleeping with me because he wants to "save his energy" for building his custom car. Apparently, I'm a "distraction." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route and pretends to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML
Today, I told my husband that I didn't feel like sex. He said, "Funny, I didn't feel like driving to the store for your milkshake earlier, or digging up the flowerbed, or deep cleaning your car, but I did all that to make you happy. Don't I deserve a little reciprocation?" Jesus Christ, I married an asshole. FML
Today, my husband yet again procrastinated on a project for so long, that he now has to work during the weekend. When I asked whether or not we could still spend some free time together, he started ranting about how I ruin his career. He seriously thinks it's about us and not his horrible planning skills. FML
Today, my husband was working from home, so I asked him to clean the living room and basement. He started yelling about how he needs to focus and that I can't be "constantly distracting him." Sorry for expecting you to care for the space you live in, dick. FML
Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
Today, my husband called and said he couldn’t make it home tonight from a party, because his car's battery had died and his friends didn’t have any jumper cables. When I offered to pick him up, he adamantly declined. I offered an Uber. Again, declined, and he got pissed, saying, “Stop worrying so much!” and hung up on me. FML
Today, I'm exhausted and sore from a long night of pulling semis out of the snow. My wife is pissed because I want to sleep, instead of be with her. Every time I drift off, she starts doing things like loudly unloading the dishwasher or standing by our bedroom door talking loudly on the phone. FML
Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML
Today, I was trying to put my kids to bed but my husband kept riling them up with yelling, wrestling, etc. By the time we actually got them to bed I was exhausted. His ass had the nerve to throw a fit because I was too tired for sex. Why does he think I was trying to get them to sleep?! FML
Today, was my first day off in almost a month. My husband and I spent all morning arguing, then he left to his job saying he wouldn't be back tonight. Apparently I'm being neglectful because I don't have the energy for sex after being the only one working full time, cooking, cleaning, and running errands. FML
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Top comments
rg350dx 29
Guess he'd rather work on his hotrod than get hot with his rod
EpicSquishii 21
43- Lighten the **** up, you stupid penguin.
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Comments (112)
mellingeramber 13
Hmmm. It sounds to me like somebody's about to be in the dog house :p
ThatPlankton 15
It sounds to me like someone's going to be in the garage tonight, actually.
subiedude08 17
Exactly #44
Otherhats 20
Cars can sometimes be life long dreams... So I am not shocked.
twaumat 28
Men and their hobbies...
xInwex 12
Men rejecting sex? IMPOSSIBRU
ry24 12
It all depends on the car
Zebediabolical 45
Someone already said what I was going to. (edit)
ironichalibut 24
I've wanted to say or do this in the edit period after I post quickly too, someone before them made a similar comment. Usually I quickly type something stupid on the end, with horrible results to my grammar or spelling.
jelly713 19
Give him a piece of his own medicine & just do the same thing back. "Sorry, I have to _____ & you're a distraction."
EggsinaBasket 9
headache
lincolnick4 19
No man in their right mind would neglect their woman, just so he could build his car...
Zomg_Okay 27
He doesn't want to have sex at the present time. That's hardly neglect.
SWC_Penguin 17
Rejecting your wife for several months for a hobby certainly is neglect.
Michael_92 20
Lots of assumptions here. This may have been a 1 time thing where he wasn't in the mood. Depending on what he is doing with the car its very understandable as most of it is hard work and you won't wanna be tired.
robotiick7 23
That's sexist and sometimes we don't want sex! Ever thought of that? We want to do other things than have sex all the time
tuxedoandex 28
because men aren't anything but talking sex toys, they can't think for themselves or do what they want, nope
dr_snow_bear 29
A women will make you weak in the knees Rocky!
twaumat 28
a woman*
suicidehacker21 8
Take that as a complement cause after he makes his car then he will do it. Sex is not a one time thing so chill
RAUHWeltBegriff 9
Youre a dumbass
suicidehacker21 8
And what are you
kaedynsmom0325 13
Next time he wants to have sex say I'm saving my energy to cook breakfast in the morning..
chanellgymnast 17
WHAT? HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN?
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Husband: Sorry, honey, not tonight. I have to save my energy to make my custom car and you're a distraction. Something like that?
perdix 31
#13, Translation: "You've packed on 70 pounds and I'm banging my secretary."
Catkam623 27
He could be a fear head most of us are single because our cars are the most important things in our life:)
perdix 31
#38, for all that is good and holy, I hope you meant "gear head." "Fear heads" are afraid of cars and driving and vaginas, and not only are they chronically single, they are rarely seen in public.
Catkam623 27
... Im a dumbass! Not sure how I failed to notice that after retreading 7 times but thanks perdix.