parentfail
United Kingdom
Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML
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FlashBurn 13
Next you should try telling her that she can get pregnant from boys even touching her and are what happens. XD
worldclass 0
Unless she's gorgeous, you're screwed.
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I_iz_B_a_troll 24
blueberries! blueberr--- CRASH!
iLOLatURpain69 7
nice eyes.
ortega_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for being a single parent.
ell_oh_ell 0
well actually u have a daughter that believes her mom is honest and smart and so she believes everything her mother says or she could just be Coo coo
nature_girl_08 14
um, i dont see how this indicates that she's a single parent...
Zephryne 3
You forgot the blueberries.
bella_coza 0
wow #32 you are just a judgmental bitch.
DQ2011 0
blueberry surprise!! XD
Lucidium 0
wow 59 you're one gullible bitch.
btnhdude 0
wow 93, youre the 93rd bitch (lol).
TheWhiteDemon 0
well us asians are just a bunch of Nerds.
DudeImBetter 0
woah I didn't notice this before but 37 and 41 look very similar except 41 is way hotter no offense 37.
the101dan 0
1 looks like he just had sex. lol. 101 - OMG so true :)
AceArctic 4
1) 41 Is so sexy compared to 37 2) 1 looks like he had sex then got gas (no offense) 3) 101 Dan... you're 102...
RatRodInk 0
Eh, I'd tap 37
nomnom_muffins 0
16, your picture is so ******* adorable it makes me uncontrollably happy. that is all.
cooliokid 0
OR, your daughter just went along with it to tell her friends that you're a really dumb mom
Thai1 0
#1 no where did op say that she is single. U ignorant idiot!
silversea19 0
there's nothing wrong with being a single parent. what if the father walked out? it would hardly be the mother's fault
tsktoobad 0
#94 ROFLMFAO :)))) But seriously OP, look at the bright side! your daughter respects you so much that she believes everything you
sarahbella101 7
OP's daughter was probably only like that because OP keeps telling her things like that.
6tori6 5
it never said that she was a single parent, ******* idiot.
TheReader0996 10
I love that vine
FlashBurn 13
Next you should try telling her that she can get pregnant from boys even touching her and are what happens. XD
KianaCaca 10
That's what my mom told me! Haha. :)
mamamiaaa_fml 12
but it's true! that's why I don't touch anyone but myself. mhmm.
KillerHos 0
Lol
xXNerrrdXx 16
Yup and with a saughter that believes her mom that far ,you'll feel more secure that she wont get a baby till she is at a proper age xD
prinzess_fml 25
Oh dear, what a pity!
worldclass 0
Unless she's gorgeous, you're screwed.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Ether way her daughter's screwed! (;
generalasskicker 12
nice^
cmac86 24
win!
pippygoodtwin 0
if she's gorgeous&that gullible your screwed!well,not so much you...oh dear
KawaiiCupcake 14
Nice way of saying that if your unattractive and stupid you have no chance in life... -_-
parism143 28
It is the truth though, 252
Firi 0
Wait, that is not very nice coming from a parent.
SnowAngel12 0
that's true.I'd never say that about my kids
spanelli 16
Unless they were complete idiots...
vballer123456 0
all kids are special some more then others lol
greatnt249 0
Truth hurts; at least this parent can acknowledge it.
docscientist 10
We have too many parents who think their child is the light of the world and do no wrong. Glad this parent sees reality.
cheesepie08 0
eh i dont see how thats not nice. my mom calls me an airhead and a retard all the time
yeahiknow0 0
I bet she's kidding..
sandabelle25 0
agreed....im sure she knows blueberries are pregnant raisins
linzb752 0
^^ haha
ScaughtieHolden 11
-.-
JeWbOy101 11
that's pretty sad. is she blond Lmfao. and I agree I hope she's drop dead gorgeous lol
Alzied 0
Hey not all blondes are dum-- oh a shiny!!!
spanelli 16
Fail.
hahoon11 0
are you raising Brittany from glee?
m0tl3ycru3qwr 0
win!
terranada 3
that's what I was wondering lol
itstwinsanity 0
even trying to i couldn't convince my 8 year olds of that :/
magic8ball88 0
Lol where do you even come up with a lie like that, its pretty clever if you ask me.
Cinn_fml 23
Some people aren't as smart as others. However, she might not have been paying complete attention and/or just going along with it so that you wouldn't try harder.
Zmeilerr 22
Yea, there's not sufficient information. Also, Hi Cinn!
nainaa 0
agreed.
ieatdeadcats 0
Have a told you how much your comment annoy me! Well, your comments annoy me.
toxicChickenWing 0
your comments annoy me. your pic also annoy me. you just look like an annoying person.
Zosiaaa 0
Haters gonna hate, yo. Cin is the only INTELLIGENT person on this website. Give her credit.
Cinn_fml 23
ieatdeadcats - Not nearly as much as that one comment annoyed me. You do realise there are mistakes in it, right?
QuixoticMcGee 0
Or we can laugh and assume that she is a complete airhead. isn't that the point of the site?
spanelli 16
145- The only person's profile on here I decided to read, and it was yours. Damn you, and damn the game! :)
5t3ff1k4h 45
145 - No, she is not the ONLY intelligent person on here, though she is one of the MORE intelligent. Hater - If you don't like Cinn's comments, kindly don't read them. Cinn - Once again, knocked 'em down with logic. Well done!
Cinn_fml 23
QuixiticMcGee - It is if you want it to be; each to their own. Steph - All totally true, however the "don't read 'em" response tends not to go down too well. But it is valid.
pippygoodtwin 0
hate to involve myself in foreign conflict but ieatdeadcats is not only an environmentalist,recycling unwanted deceased felines but also an entrupenur,showing her lady bits,also a recylable commodity,for dosh!legend in the making!
mcrepas 19
thank you!