Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement and has never held a job in his life, announced that his girlfriend is pregnant with their third child. I'm a college graduate living on my own and I've never even had sex. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house after escaping my abusive relationship. My mom scoffed and said, “This is what happens when you move out, barely graduated high school, with a bum.” When I told her I was 3 months pregnant, she said, “And a child out of wedlock? You’re a lost case!” and slammed the door in my face. FML
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taraaa_fml 4
so then all his kids were epic fails? minus the gay one sinceIi'm not homophobic at all.
suadelaaa 0
Parenting fail.
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Comments (301)
adrexius 0
wow man your dad sounds like he's got problems, and im not talking about his offspring. He shouldnt try to bring you down man he's your dad and should love you unconditionally. Tell him to sort his shit out. And being pregnant could be the best thing you ever did, if its not we all make mistakes. One thing hun: i promise it'll be ok in the end. You'll be ok.
rt523 0
i agree whole heartedly with 189/190. i really hope you don't get an abortion. if you decide you don't want to raise the kid, theres always adoption. and i hope you don't get too much crap from your dad :(
shortyshort 0
i wonder what your mom said
mcortez77 0
You all are failures except the gay one, FYD for being homophobic
ericaamerica 0
Wow really I'm 14 and I'm pregnant but that does not mean I'm an epic fail..oh and YDI for getting pregg at 17
roonda 0
Fired. Fail. Gay. Ok. 17 yo mom. Fail. What morons don't know where babies come from and how to prevent them in 2009?
zimdelinvasor 0
FYL because of your homophobic dad. Also, it's OP's choice to get an abortion or not. Yeah, not all teenage parents are bad, but that doesn't mean all are good.
GraceGirl16 0
With the way you spelled colledge. It doesn't look like you would succeed there anyways. Haha!
kittengrl39 0
With the way YOU spell college and fail at appropriate punctuation, you have no room to talk.
z_x_c_v_b_n_m 0
like most have said. being gay is not really a fail, and a gay person can have a bright future. so parenting fail for even caring that their kid is gay. i think you are acctually the most fail out of all of them. no offence.
ziqi92 0
abortion is NOT murder. seriously. my concern is the kind of life an unwanted child would have. high school moms cant take care of those kids and send them to an orpanage and set them up for adoption. ok fine, nothing wrong with that. HOWEVER, the adoption rate in this country alone is less than 30% on average. what happens to those unwanted 70% of kids? they lack medical care, education, and the motherly love thats all too important to a child's development. even when those children become adults, they r very likely to lead miserable lives and thus will have increased suicide rates. who wants to have that kind of life? even those living in foster families will be moving all over the place and wont blend in with society as easily. even then we cant confirm that the foster child will get along with the foster parents. there r ppl out there who adopt a child just to get the money their parents left to them! all i can say is, we may not know whether if the unborn can feel pain, but those poor unwanted children definitely will! that being said, i only accept abortion bcuz a life of misery drawn out for that child. thats the real reason to have abortion, not the stupid reasons of "its my body" nuff said!