Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement and has never held a job in his life, announced that his girlfriend is pregnant with their third child. I'm a college graduate living on my own and I've never even had sex. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house after escaping my abusive relationship. My mom scoffed and said, “This is what happens when you move out, barely graduated high school, with a bum.” When I told her I was 3 months pregnant, she said, “And a child out of wedlock? You’re a lost case!” and slammed the door in my face. FML
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taraaa_fml 4
so then all his kids were epic fails? minus the gay one sinceIi'm not homophobic at all.
suadelaaa 0
Parenting fail.
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Comments (301)
thelion85 0
Hope you will be 18 in time to get the situation fixed and not ruin some poor kid's life.
gracie247 0
apparently you're stupid too because you can't spell "college" properly
peel_fml 0
Please tell me your going to get an abortion...
audiogasmic 0
Everyone saying she should get an abortion and fhl and etc, you all really suck and probably have next to 0 morals. being pregnant at 17 doesn't have to be that bad. My best friend had her child one week shy of 18, and she's actually a really great mom. She graduated high school with all a's and b's, has a job, and goes to school. You can be a good parent as a teenager, it's just what you decide to do with the situation. Abortion is not an answer.
audiogasmic 0
To add on to my comment, adoption is THE answer for unwanted children. I was one myself actually and I thank God that I was adopted instead of aborted. Unless your body will factually, for-sure die in the process of giving birth, adoption is the way, NOT abortion.
Naobear 0
Wow, your Dad is stupid.
videoCWK 1
Wow, you've got a crappy dad. Specifically because of the gay remark.
dcunited09 0
amen to number 9 and 10!
oooshiny 0
your future can't be too bright if you spell college "collage."
Emily_T 0
looks like dads the problem here.