Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement and has never held a job in his life, announced that his girlfriend is pregnant with their third child. I'm a college graduate living on my own and I've never even had sex. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house after escaping my abusive relationship. My mom scoffed and said, “This is what happens when you move out, barely graduated high school, with a bum.” When I told her I was 3 months pregnant, she said, “And a child out of wedlock? You’re a lost case!” and slammed the door in my face. FML
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taraaa_fml 4
so then all his kids were epic fails? minus the gay one sinceIi'm not homophobic at all.
suadelaaa 0
Parenting fail.
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doggie3 0
Okay. The gay one Is not a fail. Yes, maybe the other one lost his job because of the economy, and maybe the baby was wanted, or she was being completley safe and good but then something happened, maybe it broke. Really the only true failure is the drop out.
doggie3 0
FYL for having a homophobic dad. That's really the only reason for an FML.
brianjman14 23
ydi for pregnancy at 17 but fyl for having a homophobic dad.
kile88 2
201, stfu.. think before you speak you just said she deserved it.. um she's 17 you're 14 you twat.. you both ******* deserve it but she had a better chance than you. loser
hunnibunnz 13
Cheer up, your future might not have been that bright anyway seeing as how you spelled college wrong. ;]
gayashellfml 0
hahaha. I love how people got attacked for being pro- abortion. there's nothing wrong with it! so gtfoi! lol. :) and there's nothing wrong with being gay, so your dads retarded! :)
brianjman14 23
1. Your brother gets fired, because he can't do his job right. - FAIL 2. Your brother fail coll-E-ge, because he's a ******* retard. - FAIL 3. Your brother is gay, now that's ok!!!! :D - WIN! 4. Your father is homophobic and an asshole to his own children. - FAIL 5. You're 17, pregnant, still in high school and can't spell college. - FAIL 6. Your mother is.... I don't know... Could be someone good. - Meh. Out of all these results, we conclude this. Congratulations! You have a failmily! FAIL - 4 WIN! - 1 Meh - 1 Your gay brother sounds like the only one with a bright future. I hope he's happy with his husband and gets away from you all.
dsap_84 0
you are an failure, you can't spell college.
Mcstroodlenugget 0
hahaha great family, no?
twilightluver347 7
gay is not a fail. it's not loke it's his/her fault. trust me, they'd change it if they could.